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[heliusrex]

I do believe I've finally been driven past the point of madness. I dozed off while working on my homework only to have a dream that I was female and dating a female Sengoku Kiyosumi. Sanada was there, and also female, and seemed to be jealous of the affection I would give "Kiyomi" and the interest I had taken in her both physically and romantically

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[karinrai]

...

[heliusrex]

I don't think I like you when you're suffering PMS.

[karinrai]

In that case, be thankful I don't have a uterus.

[heliusrex]

The rest of the world joins me in being glad for that.

[puffluck]

I feel as though I should be flattered...~

[heliusrex]

You did look rather fetching in the lingerie I purchased for you.

[puffluck]

Oh?~ Did I have a nice rack? Was there a particular reason for the purchase?

[heliusrex]

I don't remember the dream too clearly, but I think it complimented your skin tone nicely.

[exmachination]

any aliens at hyoutei?

[heliusrex]

None that I know of, but I'd hardly be surprised.

[exmachination]

none? :O

oh right
they eat brains

so they'd go hungry there.

[heliusrex]

I thought it was zombies that eat brains and aliens that do all manner of unholy experiments.

[straight_set]

... An' you just now realized you're nuts?

[OOC: I'm sorry, he's been looking for an excuse to snark. -_-;]

[heliusrex]

Oh no, I know I'm absolutely crackers. I have no delusions of sanity.

[ooc; -_-; he's too medicated to care.]

[straight_set]

Yeah? Well good, now the rest of us don't hafta tiptoe around the subject.

[OOC: Like Ryoma would ever tiptoe around anything. ::facepalm::]

[heliusrex]

You say that as though you've ever been shy about tossing insults.

[purplelitesaber]

Dear Keigo,

You know I love you, but if you keep dreaming about being girls and hitting on Sengoku, I'm disowing you as a friend.

Please lay off the excessive allergy meds.

Love,

Ryou.

P.S. Good luck on the book career

[heliusrex]

Esteemed Ryou,

I have no intention of dreaming of Sengoku - male or female - ever again.

I've taken the steps needed to switch to a medication that isn't apparently laced with LSD.

Best regards,
Atobe Keigo, Esq.

P.S. I'll sign a first edition copy for you.

[purplelitesaber]

My most cherished Keigo,

I am most thankful to hear of this news as Sengoku is much too beneath your standing to appear in your dreams.

I hope the switch is hastily done and you can once again be back to your glorious self.

Ryou,

P.S. Your kindness is once again overwhelming.

[heliusrex]

Darling Ryou,

I do deeply apologize for raising concern and will endeavor not to do so in the future.

The switch has been preformed nad the colors have stopped speaking to me.

Love always,
Kei-chan

P.S. Only for you, my dear.