I think you left out the part where you take advantage of local mythology in a backwards area in order to have yourself crowned as a god-king over the pitiful inhabitants.
Well, as much as that may have worked for Marlon Brando, I hear that they have the "Internets" now. I doubt I could get away with God-King (the horror! the horror!)... but maybe I can find a worshipful journalist or two. ... ... ...btw, to whom am I addressing myself?
Nevermind. I suddenly know all too well to whom I am addressed. That said, you, sir, are welcome to come to India and spend sometime helping me harvest the necessary Spice to keep the satelites from my sky. Then, and only then, can we launch our attack.
If only I could convince myself to leave all my worldly goods behind and spend the rest of my money on a plane ticket to India to live with you entirely dependent on your survival skills. I did consider going to a journalism school before St. John's got in the way...
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Any plans on coming back again?
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That said, you, sir, are welcome to come to India and spend sometime helping me harvest the necessary Spice to keep the satelites from my sky. Then, and only then, can we launch our attack.
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If only I could convince myself to leave all my worldly goods behind and spend the rest of my money on a plane ticket to India to live with you entirely dependent on your survival skills. I did consider going to a journalism school before St. John's got in the way...
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