Comments | helkat: and now, for your enjoyment...

helkat

and now, for your enjoyment...

Dec 02, 2008 09:37

( 8 Secretly Horrible Christmas Carols! )

Comments 7

jonathanmarko December 2 2008, 19:56:46 UTC

"Mommy, look at the pretty shoes I bought you."

"You little snot, I sent you out for medicine!" *croak*

borkencode December 2 2008, 20:46:55 UTC

So when do you start full time at cracked.com?

helkat December 2 2008, 20:48:19 UTC

Actually I thought about submitting this to them, but then I decided that was silly and they wouldn't be interested.

peripatetic_one December 3 2008, 00:14:41 UTC

No, really, you should. I cracked up several times into this and, while I wasn't shocked that you wrote it, could easily have bought that it came from some awesome website somewhere.

I really hope some carolers come to my apartment door so I can yell, "I don't have any figgy pudding- I'm calling the cops!" from my couch.

That said, I too adore the holiday season and all of the capitalist goo that oozes from presents.

slackdaddy December 2 2008, 20:59:32 UTC

What about Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? That one's kinda bad too I would think based on what I've read here. I mean really, did Grandpa do her in and the boy is in on it, or are the police so corrupt they blamed the fat man?

helkat December 2 2008, 21:04:22 UTC

I seriously considered it, but I decided that Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is actually SUPPOSED to be kind of horrible and scary. In which case, it succeds admirably. So actually, that song is pretty good.

roxychan December 3 2008, 04:51:37 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bl38Usa4Ig

I sang this song in middle school and now I think of it whenever someone mentions Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.