Title: Operation KIG (Kyungsoo is Girl)
Pairing: BBF! Sehun/Tao, hinted! Jongin/Kyungsoo
Rating: PG
Summary: Objective of the operation is to find out if Kyungsoo is a girl.
A/N: Wrote the whole story with my phone.
“I think Kyungsoo hyung is a girl.” Sehun finally declared his doubts to Tao.
“What made you so sure?”
“Didn’t you see how much guys are turning gay for him? The number of male fans and the number of idols that want to see him crossdress.” Zitao couldn’t help to agree. It was true that he had a lot of male fans compared to other members and a lot of male idols openly declared as fanboys.
“I think that’s only for Dongwoon Hyung for the cross-dressing part.”
“He speaks up for all Kyungsoo’s fanboys. Even Jongin wanted to see Kyungsoo cross dress. Didn’t you see the photos in his handphone? Those photos where the fans photoshop Kyungsoo hyung’s face onto a girl’s body.” He did see a couple of photoshopped photo of Kyungsoo as a girl and he must say, it’s a pity that Kyungsoo wasn’t born a girl. The heart-shaped smile, so many male fans died for it.
“But still it doesn’t prove that he’s a girl. He only look like one. Minseok hyung also have a lot of male fans and he looked like a member from wonder girls.” Even though Minseok looked like a girl, his strength wasn’t like one. He can easily overpower other members. The six packs that was forming on his tummy.
“Does he bath with you?” Zitao started to recall if he had ever bath with Kyungsoo.
“Not that I remember...”
“See! He never ever take off his shirt in front of us. Not to say ever did a photoshoot half nude.” Zitao gave a thought about it, Sehun was right. Kyungsoo had never gone half naked before. Even at home, he still wears a top.
“Oh my god, you are right!”
After Sehun successfully convinced Zitao that Kyungsoo might be a girl, the two maknaes decided to join force and prove Kyungsoo hyung a girl. The plan was to ‘accidentally’ pour milk or drinks on his t-shirt.
“Will this work?” Zitao whispered softly to Sehun. The both of them were sitting at a corner of the living room, looking at Kyungsoo who was busy in the kitchen. It was lucky for them that Chanyeol wasn't around to help that day.
“Of course it will. Will you change into a new set of clothes if your clothes get wet or dirtied?” It was logical for him to change it out immediately since he’s at home.
“Of course. I’ll change out of it immediately.”
“That’s right and when he goes into his room to change, we will then peek and see if he’s a girl.” It was considered a fairly simple plan. Not much preparation was needed.
“But what if he’s really a girl? It wouldn’t be good to… You know, peek at a girl.”
“That’s right… Do you think we should get Jongin to do the confirmation? He likes Kyungsoo so much it doesn't matter if he is a guy or a girl.”
“I think we should.”
After making sure that Jongin was alone in the bedroom, the two of them crept in and join him on the bed.
“Jongin, can you help us?” Jongin was lying on his bed almost falling asleep.
“Help you with what?” He asked groggily as he rubbed his tired eyes.
“We suspect that Kyungsoo hyung is a girl.” He looked at the bedroom door again before breaking the news to the sleepy dancer.
“Oh... What! A Gi-” Sehun immediately covered his mouth to stop him from finishing his sentence. Jongin was fully awake now.
“Shhh… Not so loud.” He whispered as he waited to see if their commotion has attracted any Hyung to come in and check out on them.
“Are you sure?” Jongin whispered back. His eyes were never this wide before.
“That’s why we need you to help us to confirm.”
“What should I do?”
“You just need to pretend you are asleep in the room and then when he comes in to change his clothes, you just peek at him.” Sehun explained. Jongin gave a little thought to his position in his plan. It was rather an easy job, he doesn't need to move much, he just need to peek at his hyung. If Kyungsoo was a girl, he will only be the one to see it.
“Deal.”
Zitao then start Operation KIG. Jongin continued to stay in the room while the two youngest made their way out. Sehun pretended as if nothing has happened and sat down in the living room joining his hyungs. Zitao made his way to the kitchen to excute his plan.
He poured himself a cup of milk and held the cup dangerously in his hands, with a push he can easily lose the grip of the cup.
He then stood closer to Kyungsoo and made sure that if Kyungsoo were to walk past him, the milk will surely splash on him.
Not long after the 'accident' happened.
"I am so sorry Kyungsoo hyung." Zitao apologized, trying to wipe the milk on his shirt.
"It’s okay. I'll go change." He then turned the stove off before making his way to the bedroom. Zitao and Sehun then trailed behind Kyungsoo and stood outside his bedroom.
“Why are you guys standing outside the room?” Joonmyun asked. They had been acting too suspicious. The ‘accident’ that happened in the kitchen doesn’t seemed like an accident at all.
“To see if Kyungsoo hyung is a girl.” Zitao blurted before Sehun could even cover his mouth.
“Kyungsoo a girl?” Joonmyun repeated his statement a little too loudly and started to laugh uncontrollably. Kyungsoo suddenly stormed out.
“Does this look like a girl’s body to you.” After finishing his sentence, he pulled his t-shirt over his head allowing the two maknae to see his bare body.
“I’m not a girl. Get it in your head.” The two maknae then sighed disappointedly. Kyungsoo then wore back his t-shirt and walked back into the kitchen. Jongin walked out of the room announced the answer that he saw.
"He is indeed a guy."
“You guys should have discussed with me before doing something like this.”
Sehun and Zitao both sighed. At least they can be sure that Kyungsoo is indeed a guy.
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Will beta the fic later. Wrote this whole fic in less than two hours.