Mar 27, 2007 22:08
At some point in the mid-afternoon hours, signs were taped to various buildings and vantage points all over Hell. Know what they say? They say TOWN MEETING AT THE VFW AT 8PM MARCH 27TH. Best mosey on over thataway then, hadn't you?
"All right, all right. Settle down and sit down." It does not actually matter to Sheriff Bornpang whether or not any of you are actually unsettled and clamoring or standing at all. It is just a thing to say, so he says it.
There is a chair set up in the front of the room, because what down to earth sheriff needs a podium? Certainly not Bill Bornpang.
Deputy Widge? Why, he's standing by the door making sure people make an orderly...way to their seats.
townmeeting,
rp,
notpornbang,
in town