11. Crimes

Oct 15, 2009 19:02


At around four in the morning, our tour bus trundling southbound along interstate Route 16, I wake up with an overwhelming urge to pee ( Read more... )

necessary voodoo: 1. via negativa

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literaryrepose October 16 2009, 01:29:47 UTC
Wow, that's.. bizarre. Actually that guy just souunds creepy and I don't know why that girl would stand for it.

These are all true stories, right? Are they separate, or one narrative?

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hellaine October 19 2009, 20:50:04 UTC
yeah, they're true.

i have a lot of 'stupid shit girls do on tour busses' stories, but i probably won't post most of them because, for the sake of the 'story line' i'm kind of following here--i don't want to turn it into a freak show or anything. trying to keep a certain ambiance and mood by the stories i pick to include i guess.

chicks are crazy for tour busses and all that shit though. i remember watching a dvd, around the time this all takes place, some 'backstage sluts' reality porn or something, wherwe the naked women let musicians throw ham and lunch meat at their bare asses. i remember thinking 'this is pretty tame compared to some of the shit...'

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fionnbharro October 20 2009, 05:05:39 UTC
Utterly *fascinating ( ... )

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hellaine October 20 2009, 18:16:03 UTC
hey thanks!

i love the band name community but i feel your pain on getting spotlighted--i keep wanting to reply to posts with 'it says GOOD band names, people!'. some people just seem to post whatever words they are thinking, whenever they think them..!

thank for the compliments and feedback--my writer's ego is soaking it all up and i'll walk around a bit more vane-r today for it, haha.

i added you back too anyway, i add everyone pretty much because i like to soak in information from any and every source i can get my eyes on.

nice to meet you!

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krazikali October 16 2009, 06:35:33 UTC
Doesn't sound as if he was doing a very good job. :/

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hellaine October 19 2009, 20:46:25 UTC
haha yeah.

needs some Venus razor or something, those things are ace.

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disco_trash October 16 2009, 16:38:51 UTC
ugh disgusting.

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hellaine October 19 2009, 20:44:06 UTC
i pick winners, true story.

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passionfillled October 16 2009, 20:34:37 UTC
Lol - is it sad that I know a couple of guys who would probably do such a thing?

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hellaine October 19 2009, 20:42:42 UTC
haha well... i bet most guys would if the oppurtunity came up.

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hellaine October 19 2009, 20:41:02 UTC
haha yeah. not that i've ever had a bf ask or anything, but probably even then i'd be like 'let's just pass'

consequently though, i did have an ex who let me shave one swipe of his junk. not one of my proudest moments...

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hellaine October 20 2009, 03:41:39 UTC
i'm keepin' it kooky!

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