dave: ready the halloween preparations

[hellaknight]

shit homes lemme highlight all yall for a sec
i have myself a conundrum
a second party not the sweet mind of dave is needed to help sort this shit out

Comments

[arise_fairsun]

...Unicorn hippogriff hybrid catboy?

[hellaknight]

this is he speaking

meow neigh yiff etc

[arise_fairsun]

Are you going to have time to make a costume like that yourself?

[hellaknight]

was thinking i could maybe rally up a house elf army to help sew
you know start an assembly line in the ravenclaw boys dorms
just row after row of mumbling pointy eared so-and-sos armed with needles
pay them minimum wage and skim on their health insurance benefits
whole nine yards

im american ok we think of these things
capitalism bro
think capitalism

[princesspowaful]

THATS SO COOOOL

[hellaknight]

yeah

so pep rally or sex talk

[princesspowaful]

huh? both?

[hellaknight]

ambitious
but dont wanna wear out my threads before the big finale

[silentnill]

That's a very good costume!

[hechizar]

That's very creative!!

[dofaye]

It wasn't my idea.