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Dresses
Help! I need to pick a dress for the thingy where I'm getting my Gold Award at (which, by the by, you're all invited to. It's on Sat. May 12--I'll remind you all in a week or so ( Read more... ) -
Quote of the (sort of) Week
"If you light a man a fire, you warm him for the night.
If you light a man on Fire, you warm him for the rest of his life."
--Anonymous Bastardization of the Chinese Proverb -
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Phenomenon doo doo dee doo doo
Phenomenon doo doo dee doo
Phenomenon doo doo dee doo doo
Dee doo doo
Dee doo doo
Dee doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. -
Computers are stupid
Earlier, my computer told me it couldn't open the login page for the wifi at my school because it wasn't connected to the internet. Isn't that why I need to sign into the network?
(Owen changed his mind eventually, hence I can now complain about the fact that I couldn't complain earlier) -
If you live in Orange County...
Please go to Sammy Heim's fundraiser tonight. It's at the McDonald's at Yorba Linda Blvd and Imperial. I realize this means you need to go inside a McDonalds, but go get a Mcflurry or something equally yummy for me because I can't go ( Read more... ) -
Quote of the Week
We can act as if there were a God; feel as if we were free; consider Nature as if she were full of special designs; lay plans as if we were to be immortal; and we find then that these words do make a genuine difference in our moral life.
--William James -
Why?
Why do they teach us to stop, drop, and roll over and over in elementary school?
How many people do you know who have caught on fire? And what were they doing at the time? Shouldn't we just teach kids to be safe around things that start fires and never take lab classes? -
Old lady Leary left a stolen car in a ditch
Yay driving home from camp and getting a text message from your sister saying "We just got put onto an emergency evacuation." (Why did she decide to send a text message to tell me that in a text message? Didn't she know there are about 80 follow-up questions) Mum and I didn't even know there was a fire at the point in time. Although it was a ( Read more... ) -
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Owha oda ouya aysa I nia igpa atinla? ia?
Esuaceb s'ti ysae ot lleps ti sdrawkcab, tub ni gip nital ti eht elur t'nseod krow sa llew. -
Metaphors
Reasons I love my father, no matter how much he annoys me.
Me Well that was a kind of bootless gesture, wasn't it?
Dad What does bootless actually mean?
Me Pointless. But really pointless.
Dad Like trying to freeze ice?
Me More like throwing ice into liquid nitrogen.
Dad Oh.