I am sad, for I have mouth acne. Yuck. I am too old for this.

so my dog--who licks everything made of fabric like bedsheets, couches, carpet, rugs--has obsessive compulsive disorder and so just sits there licking everything. The vet said if it bothers me or interrupts her life then she can take medication or I can just smack her when the licking gets annoying. I like when she licks my scalp, so that is okay. ( Read more... )

I brought the "thing" the doctor cut out of my foot up to the school. The kids named it "Tinker Bell" and said that this huge noodle looking cyst thing was "pretty." WTF kids are insane and smoking crack!

hole in my foot! there is a hole in my foot! the doctor took out an impacted sweat gland, so basically like a huge blackhead in my heel. It was so huge and he put it in a jar for me to keep. The hole in my heel is freaking huge!

I see the dermo tomorrow---yes, saturday appointments are great. Everyone in Houston has bad skin so most dermos have a two month waiting list and most work on Saturdays now. Anyway, I am going for my never ending shoulder acne which has slightly improved. But then it got funky humid again and came back. I was on antibiotics for three months and ( Read more... )

#1 I hate when ancillary teachers (music, health, etc) show up without a lesson plan. It becomes utter chaos in my room ( Read more... )

oh my fucking god, my bestest friend has this guy as a professor www.claytonlust.com
He is totally oompa loompa and his name is professor Lust. I love it!

I am having a horrible time in my apartment. The guy upstairs has a freaking treadmill. Who the fuck has a treadmill in an upstairs apartment and then runs on it at 9:40pm on a Sunday night? I've asked him politely before to stop doing this and he does for awhile and then starts up again. Ugh!

So Lady was attacked/bitten by the neighbor's dog. Then he (the owner I guess) cussed me out rather than pull the dogs back. I could not reach him, nor did I want to cuz he was all cussing me out and shit, so I left a note saying I was filing a police report and going to file a civil suit for the amount of my dog's vet bills, but it would be ( Read more... )

So I am doing all this training stuff to ensure that Lady stops attacking other dogs. And then last night, this guy and his woman who live in the complex had thair door open and their two cocker spaniels got out and attacked me and Lady. I started yelling for them to pull their dogs off and then said "please keep your door shut" at which point the ( Read more... )