My rainbow just landed on my foot

[hellbob]

Goddamit! So, I know I'm complaining about that my steak isn't big enough, but I got an email yesterday from TicketBastards that my section has suddenly been declared "behind the stage" (whatever that means) and that I'm being relocated and they'll let me know at some point where

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[tx_cronopio]

You were behind the stage in Vegas, too, no? I think you are on some secret *screw them* list. Have you checked your FBI file recently?

[hellbob]

Actually, the stage got moved in front of us. The tickets I got were supposed to have been the far end. Even though it was annoying to look at the backs of their heads, it was mostly cool because I was looking almost directly down on the drummer, who's my hero.

My Mpls experience was very good from start to finish, so maybe the message is not to leave home!

[scubagrrl]

Here's hoping for good seats! I bought a reasonable seat for a Melissa Etheridge concert, and had to be moved because there were two of us with the same ticket. I got moved to a *great* seat. I hope the same happens with you!

[hellbob]

Indeed, that would be tres cool but my track record is not very promising. Thanks for the good thoughts, though!

[anonymous_greg]

"This is Al Sleet, your hippy dippy weatherman, saying just remember: behind every silver lining...there's a dark cloud!"

- George Carlin, 1967

Good luck, Mr. HB.

Just remember...July 11th is almost here!

[hellbob]

You make a fair point, AG. Between HB, Wanted, Hancock, Batman and the previously viewed Panda, Iron Man, and Hulk (surprisingly!) it's been/going to be a stellar Summer!

[hellbob]

"Close enough to have flying drops of Dave Mustaine's sweat land on us." Note to self: stop reading LJ while eating breakfast.

j/k.

Ugh, that is horrible top to bottom. It would have just been better to be denied than to have it crumble away. I certainly feel that pain. Hope you were able to shower in Mr. Mustaine's secretions at some point. ;D

[dakegra]

fuckers! They'd better give you damn good seats or I'll kick their asses.

[hellbob]

Aw, that's so sweet, Mr. G. If you want to, you can gloat. I feel guilty about trying to pull this off to begin with. (Recovering Catholic and all.)

If I could, I'd fly you over to join me. Of course, if I could afford that, I'd be able to have my lawyers get me a backstage visit with the boys. Maybe I'd just have them pop over to meet us at my posh Manhattan penthouse for an afterparty. Then I could introduce you to my good friend Jenny McCarthy and Peter Gabriel would take a break from playing the piano so Neil Gaiman could tell us a story and...and...

Wow, ran a little off the rails there, didn't I? Must have doubled up on my meds or something.

[dakegra]

I'll have what you're having. :-)