Comments | helleybelley: The Mysteries of Inspector Becky and Dr. Johnny.

helleybelley

The Mysteries of Inspector Becky and Dr. Johnny.

Jan 26, 2004 19:23

Here's how this works. I post a "mystery" story, and you figure out why it's not a mystery.

The Case of the UNUSED SEATBELT.When Inspector Becky slammed on the brakes, Dr. Johnny would have been pitched through the windshield but for his seatbelt ( Read more... )

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a_stage_a_poem_ January 27 2004, 01:18:29 UTC

JONNY IS A FUCKING PHSYIC! GET THAT KID AN AGENT!!

or he was murdered by alcohol and didnt have the brains to not drive. not thinking, he jumped into the car and didnt wear his seatbelt and the aliens were trying to shoot him.wait, lost track of the storyt linw. OK! he was murdered by trhe car bc he didnt wear his seatbelt.
::bows::
ILU SHELLIE BABES BABE1!!

simplereason January 27 2004, 02:39:23 UTC

but helley, i dont want to think!

xstarsxcollide January 27 2004, 14:58:38 UTC

I admit it, i'm the murderer.

hopelesslyflawd January 27 2004, 17:00:07 UTC

No blood would have gotten on the seat if he had been killed in the wreck. So he was either shot or stabbed before he was put in the car or while he was in the car. The other person a. jumped out or b. killed him and rigged it so his foot was on the gas. They didnt see any need to buckle him up since he was dead already.

DUH!