grrr . . .
stupid mother-f***ing a**-headed sh*t-faced wank-bugger of a b*stard jerk-off b*tch hole . . . BAH! (ahhh, that felt better ^_^)
make list of self-assuring assets
for anyone who doesn't know what this is about, but is reading it anyway out of curiosity or boredom, i'm going to be meeting the boy's parents on july 4th weekend, as i will be spending it with him and his family. i recently was hit by a wave of sheer inadequacy concerning myself with respect to him and i need more confidence. so this is a list of reasons for why the boy's parents should . . . well . . . not despise me:
-i'm not dumb
-i'm working research over the summer (2 labs separate labs! malaria and prostate cancer . . . the latter with a possibility of publication and the former as a means of employment)
-i'm self-sufficient . . . with pecuniary matters anyway . . . mostly . . .
-i'm literate
-i have a fluent verbal second language
-i'm learning a third language
-i dont eat too much
-i don't spend exorbitant amounts of money
-i'm culturally diverse
-i'm socially active (in the political sense)
-i'm Catholic (if only by default)
-i don't eat too much
-i dress conservatively
-i am capable of preparing my own meals and doing my own laundry
-i have friends
-i don't do drugs
-i don't drink
-i don't smoke
-i am not, nor have i been, sexually active
and a list of reasons for why they should:
-i'm moody
-i'm not smart
-my immune system is unnaturally weak
-i have both physical and mental defects (scoliosis, asthma, a butt-load of allergies, ADD, etc)
-i'm by no means graceful
-lack of beauty
-lack of height
-lack of a figure
-braces
-horrible far-sight
-i'm enveloped in mediocrity when i'm not consumed by inadequacy
-i don't have a real internship or a real job
-lack of athletic prowess
-English was not my first language
-i'm not rich
-i'm not devoutly Catholic
-i'm not republican nor am i politically conservative
-i'm not interesting in the social sense
-my sense of humor sucks
-i'm conceited (or at least self-absorbed and have a lack of concern for others)
-i like animals too much
-i'm a hypocrite
-i have a lump in my throat, which, if it's not a clogged salivary gland or a hardened lymph node, is what i'm convinced is cancer
-i'm lazy
-i'm disorganized
-i'm chinese
-i have acne
-i'm wasteful
-my grammar/diction suck (though i continue to correct the grammar/diction of others)
-i stay/wake up too-late
-i have no special talents that do not include dislocating various body parts
-i lack prowess in any sort of academia
-i can't make decisions and i gravely lack leadership skills
-i dont have enough motivation to finish this list (or anything really)
hmmm . . . . one of those lists seems to dwarf the other . . . . . uh-oh . . .
make list of self-assuring assets
for anyone who doesn't know what this is about, but is reading it anyway out of curiosity or boredom, i'm going to be meeting the boy's parents on july 4th weekend, as i will be spending it with him and his family. i recently was hit by a wave of sheer inadequacy concerning myself with respect to him and i need more confidence. so this is a list of reasons for why the boy's parents should . . . well . . . not despise me:
-i'm not dumb
-i'm working research over the summer (2 labs separate labs! malaria and prostate cancer . . . the latter with a possibility of publication and the former as a means of employment)
-i'm self-sufficient . . . with pecuniary matters anyway . . . mostly . . .
-i'm literate
-i have a fluent verbal second language
-i'm learning a third language
-i dont eat too much
-i don't spend exorbitant amounts of money
-i'm culturally diverse
-i'm socially active (in the political sense)
-i'm Catholic (if only by default)
-i don't eat too much
-i dress conservatively
-i am capable of preparing my own meals and doing my own laundry
-i have friends
-i don't do drugs
-i don't drink
-i don't smoke
-i am not, nor have i been, sexually active
and a list of reasons for why they should:
-i'm moody
-i'm not smart
-my immune system is unnaturally weak
-i have both physical and mental defects (scoliosis, asthma, a butt-load of allergies, ADD, etc)
-i'm by no means graceful
-lack of beauty
-lack of height
-lack of a figure
-braces
-horrible far-sight
-i'm enveloped in mediocrity when i'm not consumed by inadequacy
-i don't have a real internship or a real job
-lack of athletic prowess
-English was not my first language
-i'm not rich
-i'm not devoutly Catholic
-i'm not republican nor am i politically conservative
-i'm not interesting in the social sense
-my sense of humor sucks
-i'm conceited (or at least self-absorbed and have a lack of concern for others)
-i like animals too much
-i'm a hypocrite
-i have a lump in my throat, which, if it's not a clogged salivary gland or a hardened lymph node, is what i'm convinced is cancer
-i'm lazy
-i'm disorganized
-i'm chinese
-i have acne
-i'm wasteful
-my grammar/diction suck (though i continue to correct the grammar/diction of others)
-i stay/wake up too-late
-i have no special talents that do not include dislocating various body parts
-i lack prowess in any sort of academia
-i can't make decisions and i gravely lack leadership skills
-i dont have enough motivation to finish this list (or anything really)
hmmm . . . . one of those lists seems to dwarf the other . . . . . uh-oh . . .