I got a job. woo.

I get to call all the College o' Technology students and ask them stuff like, "How are you doing?" "Is there anything student services can do for you?"

$7ph and a whopping 8 hours each week. I'll be a hundredaire by the end of next month. A round of flavr-ade and health center condoms for everyone!

I like St.Valentine's Day even less than Xmas... for almost obvious reasons ( Read more... )

i find it rather frustrating that the one person on earth with whom i would most like to speak is completely unreachable.

bastard.

Saturday/Sunday:San Fransisco... Today:Yosemite... tomorrow: THE WORLD!!

GeneseeThe dark placid surface ebbs and flows leaving a milky foam ( Read more... )

Rhaebekah --

[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Observation #489534556203490 ( Read more... )

"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women-children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." NUMBERS chapter 31 verses 17 - 18

Rape and pillage.. great Christian family values.

Redundant revelation of the day: Most kids between the ages of 5 and 12 do not care much for German industrial music.

Surprising: Some do!

Highlight of the day: Teaching two 10-year-olds how to say "Fütter mein Ego!" and screaming along with the tape as the others look on with a combination of confusion and horror.