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Your Boobies' Names Are: Thelma and Louise
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Amanda is your soulmate.
You truly love Mat.
You consider Lily your true friend.
You know that Marissa is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Devin for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Kelsey is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Naomi is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Jeremy is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Jeremy changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Brent is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Brent has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
How Sinful Are You?
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems.
These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day.
Overall, you are very content in your life.
Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.
You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
What Do Your Dreams Mean?
You Are 21 Years Old
21
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Birthdate: May 20
Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading.
The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.
You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.
When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Know You're From Kansas When...
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz
You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy
You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month
You support the Chiefs through thick and thin.
You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall
The only tourists you see are on the way to Colorado
You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You know everything goes better with Ranch.
You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity, he's your neighbor.)
You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.
You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in
football.
You call that smell coming from the feed yards "money."
You know that Mt. Oread is really only just a hill.
Down south means Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Basehor, Cimmeron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Chautauqua, Arkalalah, and Osawatomie.
You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
You went to skating parties as a kid.
You'll pay for your kids to go to college...unless they want to go to OU or NU.
Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.
Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times
Your main drag in town is two blocks long.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.
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Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Dixie
10% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus
You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn.
You like material possessions and love to win at games.
You hate being bossed around or losing.
You may succumb to your physical strength when upset.
Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca
What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Star Wars Name: Megsc Kngar
Your Star Wars Title: Niecho of Tam
Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"Hey! Did you just grab my ass from across the room with your Force Grip?"
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?
Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Get rid of your "computer butt"
You've got more than "back" - you've got a big, fat ass.
And it's probably because you count multiple IM sessions as exercise
So, get yourself on the Hacker's Diet, stat...
And then you can stop pretending that you're a hot chick in chat rooms.
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Amanda is your soulmate.
You truly love Mat.
You consider Lily your true friend.
You know that Marissa is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Devin for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Kelsey is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Naomi is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Jeremy is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Jeremy changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Brent is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Brent has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
How Sinful Are You?
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're very preoccupied with your fears and problems.
These bad dreams indicate that you need to spend more time on your issues during the day.
Overall, you are very content in your life.
Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.
You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.
You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind.
What Do Your Dreams Mean?
You Are 21 Years Old
21
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Birthdate: May 20
Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading.
The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.
You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.
When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Know You're From Kansas When...
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz
You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy
You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month
You support the Chiefs through thick and thin.
You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall
The only tourists you see are on the way to Colorado
You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You know everything goes better with Ranch.
You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity, he's your neighbor.)
You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.
You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in
football.
You call that smell coming from the feed yards "money."
You know that Mt. Oread is really only just a hill.
Down south means Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Basehor, Cimmeron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Chautauqua, Arkalalah, and Osawatomie.
You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
You went to skating parties as a kid.
You'll pay for your kids to go to college...unless they want to go to OU or NU.
Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.
Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times
Your main drag in town is two blocks long.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.
Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Dixie
10% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Star Wars Horoscope for Taurus
You are a dependable creature, but you do tend to be stubborn.
You like material possessions and love to win at games.
You hate being bossed around or losing.
You may succumb to your physical strength when upset.
Star wars character you are most like: Chewbacca
What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Star Wars Name: Megsc Kngar
Your Star Wars Title: Niecho of Tam
Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"Hey! Did you just grab my ass from across the room with your Force Grip?"
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?
Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Get rid of your "computer butt"
You've got more than "back" - you've got a big, fat ass.
And it's probably because you count multiple IM sessions as exercise
So, get yourself on the Hacker's Diet, stat...
And then you can stop pretending that you're a hot chick in chat rooms.
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?