RIP James E. Reilly
Ahem, this is not a new diary. Recently, James E. Reilly passed away at the age of 60. Reilly, for those of you who are not daytime tv aficionados, created Passions!
James E. Reilly on wikipedia.
An ode to James E. Reilly on Go Fug Yourself.
Yes, I do get my information from wikipedia and gofugyourself.com.
Anyway, in honor of his passing we'd like to bring you a teaser of the next VSD. We think he'd be proud. We'd also like to remind everyone that while my sources don't mention Delilah, Reilly was totally plagiarizing Angel's m.o.
Coming soon...
Day One
Found out I have superpowers today. Pretty sweet. Uptight British lady wants me to "use my powers for good" or whatever.
Day Two
Uptight British lady could use some sex or drugs or something. Needs to relax.
Also, I kick ass.
Day Three
Apparently there's more to this "slayer stuff" than meets the eye. Like, there's another one out in CA, enjoying the sun. Tanning while I'm stuck here hugging Baptist preachers in the heat.
Getting arrested was fun, though. Until Watcher bailed me out. Will miss Bubba.
Day Four
Met vampire with a funny accent, midwest or something. Was so distracted trying to place accent that vampire got away. Watcher says I need to work on my concentration skills. Sounded serious.
Maybe he was from Ohio? Or Louisiana...
Day Five
Am surprisingly good at wresting alligators. Watcher missed that, of course. Was probably off drinking tea or something. Bitch.
Day Six
Met another vamp who talks funny. Doesn't have alligators, but does look kind of like a goat. Did not appreciate my saying so.
Hey, wonder where Watcher is...
James E. Reilly on wikipedia.
An ode to James E. Reilly on Go Fug Yourself.
Yes, I do get my information from wikipedia and gofugyourself.com.
Anyway, in honor of his passing we'd like to bring you a teaser of the next VSD. We think he'd be proud. We'd also like to remind everyone that while my sources don't mention Delilah, Reilly was totally plagiarizing Angel's m.o.
Coming soon...
Day One
Found out I have superpowers today. Pretty sweet. Uptight British lady wants me to "use my powers for good" or whatever.
Day Two
Uptight British lady could use some sex or drugs or something. Needs to relax.
Also, I kick ass.
Day Three
Apparently there's more to this "slayer stuff" than meets the eye. Like, there's another one out in CA, enjoying the sun. Tanning while I'm stuck here hugging Baptist preachers in the heat.
Getting arrested was fun, though. Until Watcher bailed me out. Will miss Bubba.
Day Four
Met vampire with a funny accent, midwest or something. Was so distracted trying to place accent that vampire got away. Watcher says I need to work on my concentration skills. Sounded serious.
Maybe he was from Ohio? Or Louisiana...
Day Five
Am surprisingly good at wresting alligators. Watcher missed that, of course. Was probably off drinking tea or something. Bitch.
Day Six
Met another vamp who talks funny. Doesn't have alligators, but does look kind of like a goat. Did not appreciate my saying so.
Hey, wonder where Watcher is...