Poll and Preview
Hello! We are still here, and we will even be posting a new diary in the near future. But first, we want to know what you, our lovely readers, would like to see next! So, a poll.
Poll
And a preview!
Mayor Richard Wilkins III
Day One
To Do List:
-Meet with City Council.
-Enter eBay auction for three-cornered hats (necessary for annual Show of Devotion to Flargh).
-Increase security measures in Slayer's absence--wouldn't want any wayward demon causing any untoward disturbances.
Day Two
Possible "explanations" for last night's zombie attack:
-sale on fake blood at Ethan's Costume Shop (Shop abandoned after last Halloween)
-Russian invasion (Red Scare no longer scary)
-George A. Romero film shooting (But why would they be filming in Sunnydale?)
-Rabid primates attack (No human-looking apes at the Sunnydale Zoo--should work on that.)
-Gang Related/PCP (It's a classic for a reason)
Day Three
-Caught wind of a potential new player in town--vampire, but not as antiquated as the masses. Told Alan to keep an eye on him--he's a tricky fellow, but might be useful.
-Dealt with R Snyder and diffused a potential situation. Will be keeping the Slayer in public school for the time being. Best to have these hooligans off the streets and in the schools where we can keep two eyes on them.
-Got my new golf set in the mail today!
Day Four
Think Alan's getting too comfortable in his position. I can't see blood under his fingernails (from appropriately intense scrubbing) any more. Worried he'll start getting ideas/bring unwanted germs into the office. And germs are gross.
Am also disappointed with golf set. Perhaps intended for more amateur putters... it's getting me nowhere on that darn windmill hole.
Day Five
Can cross off "get a new vampiric helper to deal with the messier items that Alan can't handle" from my Things To Do Before I Ascend To A Higher Plane/Become A Giant Snake list. Also good to be expanding staff, since the Slayer is apparently plus one (not entirely clear on how that happened...).
Next up: prepare for sacrifice to Lurconis and contact T-Mobile--am terribly disappointed in their service in this area. Can never get a signal when I need one.
Day Six
To Do List:
-Meet with Dave from Public Works Committee regarding sewer maintenance.
-Pacify Lurconis
-Take suit to dry cleaners (Tide just doesn't cut it with sewage stains).
Poll
And a preview!
Mayor Richard Wilkins III
Day One
To Do List:
-Meet with City Council.
-Enter eBay auction for three-cornered hats (necessary for annual Show of Devotion to Flargh).
-Increase security measures in Slayer's absence--wouldn't want any wayward demon causing any untoward disturbances.
Day Two
Possible "explanations" for last night's zombie attack:
-sale on fake blood at Ethan's Costume Shop (Shop abandoned after last Halloween)
-Russian invasion (Red Scare no longer scary)
-George A. Romero film shooting (But why would they be filming in Sunnydale?)
-Rabid primates attack (No human-looking apes at the Sunnydale Zoo--should work on that.)
-Gang Related/PCP (It's a classic for a reason)
Day Three
-Caught wind of a potential new player in town--vampire, but not as antiquated as the masses. Told Alan to keep an eye on him--he's a tricky fellow, but might be useful.
-Dealt with R Snyder and diffused a potential situation. Will be keeping the Slayer in public school for the time being. Best to have these hooligans off the streets and in the schools where we can keep two eyes on them.
-Got my new golf set in the mail today!
Day Four
Think Alan's getting too comfortable in his position. I can't see blood under his fingernails (from appropriately intense scrubbing) any more. Worried he'll start getting ideas/bring unwanted germs into the office. And germs are gross.
Am also disappointed with golf set. Perhaps intended for more amateur putters... it's getting me nowhere on that darn windmill hole.
Day Five
Can cross off "get a new vampiric helper to deal with the messier items that Alan can't handle" from my Things To Do Before I Ascend To A Higher Plane/Become A Giant Snake list. Also good to be expanding staff, since the Slayer is apparently plus one (not entirely clear on how that happened...).
Next up: prepare for sacrifice to Lurconis and contact T-Mobile--am terribly disappointed in their service in this area. Can never get a signal when I need one.
Day Six
To Do List:
-Meet with Dave from Public Works Committee regarding sewer maintenance.
-Pacify Lurconis
-Take suit to dry cleaners (Tide just doesn't cut it with sewage stains).