xsilentparrotx: what a satisfying crap that was (12:21am)
sup3rchillywilly: sounds tasty
xsilentparrotx: wanna bite (12:22am)
sup3rchillywilly: hmm no thanks i've had my fill of crap for today
sup3rchillywilly: but you're so sweet for offering <3
xsilentparrotx: k
xsilentparrotx: np

Oh love ♥

What the fucking hell. It's like 4:00 in the morning and I can't sleep. And it's not that I haven't been tired, it's not that I didn't do anything today. Maybe I didn't do enough. But FUCK I was lying there for awhile next to Kevin, maybe an hour or two, and I can't fucking sleep. It makes me mad.

Three thoughts ( Read more... )

Me: i just did something reallyyyyyyyy stupid hahahaa
Kevron: what'd you do?
Me: after class/lunch with my friend i walked back to my dorm ... and right in front of my dorm i remembered that i biked!
Kevron: LOL WOOOW
Me: the worst part is that i stopped in the middle of the bike path and went, "SHIT, I BIKED!"

Did you know that the term "hooker" came from the prostitutes who followed the troops of General George Hooker? Yay school!

Now what my love is, proof hath made you know,
And as my love is sized, my fear is so.

Applicable Shakespeare. Yadida?

Uh oh, first PMS cycle of the college life! I had a feeling it was starting to kick in, but was more convinced when this bitch in my discussion said something and I immediately thought "WTF, YOU'RE ON MY LIST" and proceeded to imagine the pen I was fiddling with jammed into her forehead ( Read more... )

Kevron told me I need to chill out. Kehehe

so.

college is cool but classes are fucked.

soo much reading. but i'm on it.

fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i like that i'm finally doing what i want to do, though.

fuck natural sciences. hmm.

FUCK.

Is

amazing.
indescribable.
insane.
unparalleled.

"WILL SMITH STOLE OUR FLAG TONIGHT."

"Was that guy wearing ... a fake penis?"

R. you ready for us? O. we are the place to B. Let's get down at ROBLE-E-E-E schwa.