Master Hits Live Recording (6/27) Translation
This was so fun.. but it took me ages to do~~~ 'cause I kept on listening to it xD (not to mention other distractions such as duet scans.. haha... Duet, you've now got more of my respect now.. more than WinkUp xDD)
Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits
2008.06.27
Chinese Summary Translation credits to: utak0 @ baidu
English + Added Translation by: hello_q (aka qh)
Note: utako is still going to edit her translation because she couldn't hear the radio clearly when it was live. So when she edits, I'll probably come back and edit this too. I've also heard the recording for this show, so I've added quite a lot by myself too.. though they're limited to my understanding of Japanese, haha.
For this special live recording, they have another BayFM DJ named Furukawa Emiko.. She helps host the show..(she's quite pretty and lively ^^) and we've got a special guest too! ^^
So... for the translation...
M will refer to Massu speaking..
T for Tegoshi, and
F for the female DJ, Furukawa
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M: Se no~
Audience: Konnban Masuda Takahits!!
M: yay~ applaud
Audience: *claps*
M: Domo~ Masuda Takahisa desu! (then he said something.. but I couldn't understand xD.. Furukawa-san started talking.. and then Massu introduced her and she greeted everyone)
(talk)
M: I'm quite nervous today..
F: Because you're nervous, it got reflected on your fashion today right? (lol) Introduce your outfit to the listeners today..?
(Massu laughed and said something...)
F: Today, your fashion theme is...what? (lol)
M: hmmm.. (everyone laughs)
(and eventually, as the show really begins..)
M+F: Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!
~
F: Last time you had a live recording was in 2006 right~ Tegoshi also came to the live recording~ Then, what kind of a person does Massu think Tegoshi is?
M: Tegoshi is someone who gets really interested in what he likes, but if it's something he doesn't like, then he gets very passive about it~ quite extreme. And recently, he's been imagining a lot.. due to our new single, we got interviewed a lot, and during those times, he'd usually say some disgusting lines... for example, (pretending to be Tegoshi) "If it were me, I'd held the girl's shoulder under ai ai gasa," etc...
F: (laughs) Massu doesn't imitate Tegoshi too well ne~~
M: He really imagines/daydreams too much~~
F: Don't know how Tegoshi feels about Massu~ ne, Tegoshi kun?
(Tegoshi comes out and the audience screams)
M: oh! Tegoshi-san!
T: Massu desu ka?
F: Here's our special guest, Tegoshi Yuya-san desu!
T: Domo! Tegoshi desu!
M: yay~ ...
F: So, how does Tegoshi feel about Massu?
T: Massu... recently, he would laugh to himself a lot... (Tegoshi imitates) like, "Ai ai gasa.. fufufuuu.. " (qh: xDD)
M: lol, I don't laugh disgustingly like that!!
T: Itsumo! Itsumo! (aka always)
M: I don't laugh like that~
F: Because today we've got both of Tegomass present.. so we've got a special section~ Situation Battle!!! So, I'll give you a topic (scene), and the two of you have to come up with lines, then we'll decide based on the audience's applause whose did better)
T: Leave it to me.
M: But since this is my live recording, so would the audience be cold to Tegoshi?
F: But when Tegoshi came out, the audience immediately screamed.
M: hm.. yeah seems like it.. instead, the audience seems to have barely looked at me. (lol)
T: no, no, there's nothing like that..
F: it's going to be ok ne. So, whoever loses there will be a punishment game~~ we've asked the two of them separately earlier what they'd want each other to do (if the other loses)
First Round: A Catch Phrase to introduce yourself.
M: 運動でき増田貴久です (I can do exercise + his own name // qh: just like the one he said in Domoto Kyoudai, but this time, he said his entire name with it)
T: In NEWS, no, in Japan, no, in the entire world... The world's number one romanticist, Tegoshi Yuya desu.
(audience screams)
Second Round: Something you say to comfort a female friend who just broke up with her boyfriend.
M: mah~ There are more guys as many as there are stars in the sky. (laughs + screams)
(for some reason, Massu was looking at Tegoshi and was smiling)
T: Why are you looking at me?!! (qh: xDD) Why are you looking at me?!!
M: Was it okay?/Was there any problems? (lol)
T: I don't know~ (laughs)
M: It was okay? (lol)
F: Now... Tegoshi-kun.. douzo~
T: Actually you don't have to be sad, because you still have me. (screams)
F: (laughs)
M: o-hohohoho~~ hohoho~~ (qh: xDD this was so funny~)
T: it's embarrassing..
(some talk.. )
M: You don't ever think about what the person would say in return after hearing you say that?
T: I haven't thought of that (laughs) I just came up with that...(lol)
M: ... I spent an entire week thinking of mine..
(Tegoshi laughs)
Third Round: Something a girl says that would touch your heart..
M: I would make gyoza for you my entire life (laughs+screams) ...the atmosphere seems to have gotten a bit weird (lol)
F: (to audience) Who would like to do that for Massu?
M: Ah~ there are some ne~
(then it's Tegoshi's turn...)
T: (he said something that doesn't really have an equivalent saying in English.. the closest I can get is... something like "Can I snuggle?" or like, he's asking if he can act cute or something to get the girl's affection)
M: wuahhh...
F: (to the audience) Is there someone who wants to do that to Tegoshi? eh?
T: (shocked) AH?! No one?!! (people laughs)
F: Ah, sorry~ I asked something I shouldn't have asked..
M: there should be some.. there must be some.. (shortly afterwards)... why am I comforting you?? (everyone laughs)
F: So.. finally, to decide, please clap for the one that you think was better (that made your heart go ~kya~) So.. first, if Tegoshi did better, please clap~
M: oh~ there are many~
F: Then, if Massu did better, please clap~
M: Ah, seems like I got more support~
F: The winner for today's situation battle is Massu! (everyone claps)
M: yay~~ apparently, I'm still good for such a game ne (lol)
F: And because it's Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits, so if Tegoshi had won, it'd be kind of weird ne.
M: sou desu ne~ (lol)
F: So, it's the punishment game. What does Massu want Tegoshi to do? please tell us.
M: Actually I thought of two.. One is to tell everyone 100 of my strengths.
T: (shocked) One hundred??! A hundred?!!! (audience laughs) ...A hundred??!!!!!
M: The other... the other one is to blow a kiss.. well you have to blow the kiss to the mic so the listeners would know. (laughs)
T: wait a second, please..
M: hmm.. which one then?
F: Wait, saying the strengths would probably...(lol)
M: yeah, 100 of my strength should be easy to think and say (lol) but that would take long ne (lol)
F: yeah, the show's time is limited ne..
M: ah hai hai.. so blow kiss then.
(some more talk that i wish i could understand.. but just a bit, there's not much)
F: Then.. Tegoshi-kun, please do a blow kiss.
T: This is my blow kiss, please accept. (chu)
(screams)
M: wooh~ (qh: Massu makes very funny cheer here.. xD)
F: Then, Massu please do a blow kiss too to everyone.
(screams)
T: okay~!
M: (laughs)It's fine.. I'll pass..
T: no, because it's Master Hits.. so Massu should do it too.. (xD)
F: Yeah, that's right... Massu's blow kiss.. please, douzo~
(Massu laughs or something... didn't do it probably.. )
T: haha... what's wrong?! what are you doing?.. what are you doing?
(laughs)
(then Massu does it properly.. a nice *chu* ~~ girls scream)
F: ijou, that was the situation battle, yay!
Introduction to the music.. then plays
Music: Ai Ai Gasa
F: About Tegomass's new single Ai Ai Gasa.. what did you think of the song at first?
M: When I first heard of the title I found it to be really cute~ I was reminded that in elementary school I was really interested in ai ai gasa~ so when I was singing, it's as if my heart was brought back in time.
T: hmm.. sou desu ne~
F: Ai ai gasa is really nice ne~
T: sou desu yo ne~
F: Tegoshi-kun is starting to imagine ne (lol) Do the two of you remember any experience with ai ai gasa?
M: hmm.. don't really remember~ so hope that after listening to it, people would recall their own memories of ai ai gasa.
(then the DJ seems to laugh at some phrase Massu used weirdly..)
M: Then does Furukawa-san (the DJ) have any ai ai gasa experiences?
F: I think I do..
M: maybe?
(some more talk)
M: So what kind of guy was he? (everyone laughs)
(Someone: older? younger?)
F: What kind of guy? I like ojisan (aka old men) ne~
M: ohh~
T: (kind of bursts out laughing) ojisan?!
F: mah.. don't ask me anymore..(lol).. please be more serious (lol)
F: Masuda DJ, please introduce the c/w songs ne..
M: There's this song "Moshimo Boku ga Pochi Dattara".. when I heard the title, "wuahh pochi~" .. I felt that the title has a lot of impact~ At first I was a little worried, but after listening to the song I feel that it's actually a very nice song~ It was a bit of a shock when I first heard of it~ We even had "Miso Soup" as one of our songs, so I didn't know what kind of songs will come up later (lol)
(Tegoshi had been going "sou da ne~", "sou desu yo ne" .. when Massu was explaining)
(then seems like Massu was explaining how he felt when he first heard of "Miso Soup".. he said he was like "MISO SOUP"??!!... something like that.. and the DJ commented that the title is catchy~)
M: Then there's "Bokura no Uta"..
T: It's a very lively song..
(and Massu & Tegoshi just went "nori-nori desu ne" (if I spelt this correctly) a couple more times amongst themselves and people laugh)
M: Boku no Cinderella~ it's about in elementary school, a girl he likes is moving away~ it's kind of sad, but it is touching at the same time..
(a bit more talk)
M: ...especially that line "Kimi ga suki da suki da suki da"..
F: ah now, when you say this line you should look at the audience because it's live recording (lol)
(then Massu sings the line... <3)
M: (sings) "Kimi ga suki da~ Kimi ga suki da suki da" (qh: this is so <3)
(screams+claps)
F: yay~ haha.. Massu your face is quite red~ are you okay?
(laughs)
F: it's red~ it's red~
(the audience said "kawaii"~)
M: (laughs) I am okay.
F: (laughs) then Masuda-kun, please introduce the next song..
M: hai, please listen to Tegomass's "Boku no Cinderella"
Music: Boku no Cinderella
Ending...
M: ... How does Tegoshi-kun feel?
T: Thanks for inviting me (lol)
M: How about Furukawa-san?
F: It was a lot of fun.. Next week we'll play the continuation of today's recording..
M: hm.. next week I'll work hard, make it level-up~
F: seems like you want to cry~ (lol) Are you okay?
(some more talk and Massu saying that he's okay ^^.. and the DJ talked about them having very kind fans... and eventually..)
M: Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!
(claps)
(Massu reads the closing statements.. and seems like he turned to look at the audience when he read about people can send mails for the Massu Cooking section... and Tegoshi and Furukawa-san laughs)
F: What happened? (lol)
M: Because Massu Cooking hasn't received any mail in a long time.
T: ah~ ha (lol)
M: and the ones sent were not delicious.. I want delicious ones, not bad tasting ones..(lol)
(Tegoshi just goes "ahh~~")
(Massu reads email info.. and made people laugh the 2nd time he reads mass@bayfm.co.jp.. by lowering his voice and reading it in a funny way~ then..)
M: Then, the continuation of next week's... hm?
T: (laughs) Next week's continuation?
M: (short pause) then.. This week's continuation.. (audience laughs) next week too ne.. Tegoshi-kun.. yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
T: Ah~ yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
M: Onegaishimasu~ Tegoshi will be on next week too, please be listening~ This is Masuda Takahisa and..
F: I am BayFM's DJ Furukawa .. and today's special guest was..
T: Tegoshi Yuya deshita~
M+T: Bye bye~~ (qh: a very cute bye bye ^^)
F: Arigatou Gozaimashita!
(the end... ^^)
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qh's notes: i know that some parts are rough, so corrections are welcome! ^^
Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits
2008.06.27
Chinese Summary Translation credits to: utak0 @ baidu
English + Added Translation by: hello_q (aka qh)
Note: utako is still going to edit her translation because she couldn't hear the radio clearly when it was live. So when she edits, I'll probably come back and edit this too. I've also heard the recording for this show, so I've added quite a lot by myself too.. though they're limited to my understanding of Japanese, haha.
For this special live recording, they have another BayFM DJ named Furukawa Emiko.. She helps host the show..(she's quite pretty and lively ^^) and we've got a special guest too! ^^
So... for the translation...
M will refer to Massu speaking..
T for Tegoshi, and
F for the female DJ, Furukawa
----------------------------------------------------------
M: Se no~
Audience: Konnban Masuda Takahits!!
M: yay~ applaud
Audience: *claps*
M: Domo~ Masuda Takahisa desu! (then he said something.. but I couldn't understand xD.. Furukawa-san started talking.. and then Massu introduced her and she greeted everyone)
(talk)
M: I'm quite nervous today..
F: Because you're nervous, it got reflected on your fashion today right? (lol) Introduce your outfit to the listeners today..?
(Massu laughed and said something...)
F: Today, your fashion theme is...what? (lol)
M: hmmm.. (everyone laughs)
(and eventually, as the show really begins..)
M+F: Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!
~
F: Last time you had a live recording was in 2006 right~ Tegoshi also came to the live recording~ Then, what kind of a person does Massu think Tegoshi is?
M: Tegoshi is someone who gets really interested in what he likes, but if it's something he doesn't like, then he gets very passive about it~ quite extreme. And recently, he's been imagining a lot.. due to our new single, we got interviewed a lot, and during those times, he'd usually say some disgusting lines... for example, (pretending to be Tegoshi) "If it were me, I'd held the girl's shoulder under ai ai gasa," etc...
F: (laughs) Massu doesn't imitate Tegoshi too well ne~~
M: He really imagines/daydreams too much~~
F: Don't know how Tegoshi feels about Massu~ ne, Tegoshi kun?
(Tegoshi comes out and the audience screams)
M: oh! Tegoshi-san!
T: Massu desu ka?
F: Here's our special guest, Tegoshi Yuya-san desu!
T: Domo! Tegoshi desu!
M: yay~ ...
F: So, how does Tegoshi feel about Massu?
T: Massu... recently, he would laugh to himself a lot... (Tegoshi imitates) like, "Ai ai gasa.. fufufuuu.. " (qh: xDD)
M: lol, I don't laugh disgustingly like that!!
T: Itsumo! Itsumo! (aka always)
M: I don't laugh like that~
F: Because today we've got both of Tegomass present.. so we've got a special section~ Situation Battle!!! So, I'll give you a topic (scene), and the two of you have to come up with lines, then we'll decide based on the audience's applause whose did better)
T: Leave it to me.
M: But since this is my live recording, so would the audience be cold to Tegoshi?
F: But when Tegoshi came out, the audience immediately screamed.
M: hm.. yeah seems like it.. instead, the audience seems to have barely looked at me. (lol)
T: no, no, there's nothing like that..
F: it's going to be ok ne. So, whoever loses there will be a punishment game~~ we've asked the two of them separately earlier what they'd want each other to do (if the other loses)
First Round: A Catch Phrase to introduce yourself.
M: 運動でき増田貴久です (I can do exercise + his own name // qh: just like the one he said in Domoto Kyoudai, but this time, he said his entire name with it)
T: In NEWS, no, in Japan, no, in the entire world... The world's number one romanticist, Tegoshi Yuya desu.
(audience screams)
Second Round: Something you say to comfort a female friend who just broke up with her boyfriend.
M: mah~ There are more guys as many as there are stars in the sky. (laughs + screams)
(for some reason, Massu was looking at Tegoshi and was smiling)
T: Why are you looking at me?!! (qh: xDD) Why are you looking at me?!!
M: Was it okay?/Was there any problems? (lol)
T: I don't know~ (laughs)
M: It was okay? (lol)
F: Now... Tegoshi-kun.. douzo~
T: Actually you don't have to be sad, because you still have me. (screams)
F: (laughs)
M: o-hohohoho~~ hohoho~~ (qh: xDD this was so funny~)
T: it's embarrassing..
(some talk.. )
M: You don't ever think about what the person would say in return after hearing you say that?
T: I haven't thought of that (laughs) I just came up with that...(lol)
M: ... I spent an entire week thinking of mine..
(Tegoshi laughs)
Third Round: Something a girl says that would touch your heart..
M: I would make gyoza for you my entire life (laughs+screams) ...the atmosphere seems to have gotten a bit weird (lol)
F: (to audience) Who would like to do that for Massu?
M: Ah~ there are some ne~
(then it's Tegoshi's turn...)
T: (he said something that doesn't really have an equivalent saying in English.. the closest I can get is... something like "Can I snuggle?" or like, he's asking if he can act cute or something to get the girl's affection)
M: wuahhh...
F: (to the audience) Is there someone who wants to do that to Tegoshi? eh?
T: (shocked) AH?! No one?!! (people laughs)
F: Ah, sorry~ I asked something I shouldn't have asked..
M: there should be some.. there must be some.. (shortly afterwards)... why am I comforting you?? (everyone laughs)
F: So.. finally, to decide, please clap for the one that you think was better (that made your heart go ~kya~) So.. first, if Tegoshi did better, please clap~
M: oh~ there are many~
F: Then, if Massu did better, please clap~
M: Ah, seems like I got more support~
F: The winner for today's situation battle is Massu! (everyone claps)
M: yay~~ apparently, I'm still good for such a game ne (lol)
F: And because it's Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits, so if Tegoshi had won, it'd be kind of weird ne.
M: sou desu ne~ (lol)
F: So, it's the punishment game. What does Massu want Tegoshi to do? please tell us.
M: Actually I thought of two.. One is to tell everyone 100 of my strengths.
T: (shocked) One hundred??! A hundred?!!! (audience laughs) ...A hundred??!!!!!
M: The other... the other one is to blow a kiss.. well you have to blow the kiss to the mic so the listeners would know. (laughs)
T: wait a second, please..
M: hmm.. which one then?
F: Wait, saying the strengths would probably...(lol)
M: yeah, 100 of my strength should be easy to think and say (lol) but that would take long ne (lol)
F: yeah, the show's time is limited ne..
M: ah hai hai.. so blow kiss then.
(some more talk that i wish i could understand.. but just a bit, there's not much)
F: Then.. Tegoshi-kun, please do a blow kiss.
T: This is my blow kiss, please accept. (chu)
(screams)
M: wooh~ (qh: Massu makes very funny cheer here.. xD)
F: Then, Massu please do a blow kiss too to everyone.
(screams)
T: okay~!
M: (laughs)It's fine.. I'll pass..
T: no, because it's Master Hits.. so Massu should do it too.. (xD)
F: Yeah, that's right... Massu's blow kiss.. please, douzo~
(Massu laughs or something... didn't do it probably.. )
T: haha... what's wrong?! what are you doing?.. what are you doing?
(laughs)
(then Massu does it properly.. a nice *chu* ~~ girls scream)
F: ijou, that was the situation battle, yay!
Introduction to the music.. then plays
Music: Ai Ai Gasa
F: About Tegomass's new single Ai Ai Gasa.. what did you think of the song at first?
M: When I first heard of the title I found it to be really cute~ I was reminded that in elementary school I was really interested in ai ai gasa~ so when I was singing, it's as if my heart was brought back in time.
T: hmm.. sou desu ne~
F: Ai ai gasa is really nice ne~
T: sou desu yo ne~
F: Tegoshi-kun is starting to imagine ne (lol) Do the two of you remember any experience with ai ai gasa?
M: hmm.. don't really remember~ so hope that after listening to it, people would recall their own memories of ai ai gasa.
(then the DJ seems to laugh at some phrase Massu used weirdly..)
M: Then does Furukawa-san (the DJ) have any ai ai gasa experiences?
F: I think I do..
M: maybe?
(some more talk)
M: So what kind of guy was he? (everyone laughs)
(Someone: older? younger?)
F: What kind of guy? I like ojisan (aka old men) ne~
M: ohh~
T: (kind of bursts out laughing) ojisan?!
F: mah.. don't ask me anymore..(lol).. please be more serious (lol)
F: Masuda DJ, please introduce the c/w songs ne..
M: There's this song "Moshimo Boku ga Pochi Dattara".. when I heard the title, "wuahh pochi~" .. I felt that the title has a lot of impact~ At first I was a little worried, but after listening to the song I feel that it's actually a very nice song~ It was a bit of a shock when I first heard of it~ We even had "Miso Soup" as one of our songs, so I didn't know what kind of songs will come up later (lol)
(Tegoshi had been going "sou da ne~", "sou desu yo ne" .. when Massu was explaining)
(then seems like Massu was explaining how he felt when he first heard of "Miso Soup".. he said he was like "MISO SOUP"??!!... something like that.. and the DJ commented that the title is catchy~)
M: Then there's "Bokura no Uta"..
T: It's a very lively song..
(and Massu & Tegoshi just went "nori-nori desu ne" (if I spelt this correctly) a couple more times amongst themselves and people laugh)
M: Boku no Cinderella~ it's about in elementary school, a girl he likes is moving away~ it's kind of sad, but it is touching at the same time..
(a bit more talk)
M: ...especially that line "Kimi ga suki da suki da suki da"..
F: ah now, when you say this line you should look at the audience because it's live recording (lol)
(then Massu sings the line... <3)
M: (sings) "Kimi ga suki da~ Kimi ga suki da suki da" (qh: this is so <3)
(screams+claps)
F: yay~ haha.. Massu your face is quite red~ are you okay?
(laughs)
F: it's red~ it's red~
(the audience said "kawaii"~)
M: (laughs) I am okay.
F: (laughs) then Masuda-kun, please introduce the next song..
M: hai, please listen to Tegomass's "Boku no Cinderella"
Music: Boku no Cinderella
Ending...
M: ... How does Tegoshi-kun feel?
T: Thanks for inviting me (lol)
M: How about Furukawa-san?
F: It was a lot of fun.. Next week we'll play the continuation of today's recording..
M: hm.. next week I'll work hard, make it level-up~
F: seems like you want to cry~ (lol) Are you okay?
(some more talk and Massu saying that he's okay ^^.. and the DJ talked about them having very kind fans... and eventually..)
M: Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!
(claps)
(Massu reads the closing statements.. and seems like he turned to look at the audience when he read about people can send mails for the Massu Cooking section... and Tegoshi and Furukawa-san laughs)
F: What happened? (lol)
M: Because Massu Cooking hasn't received any mail in a long time.
T: ah~ ha (lol)
M: and the ones sent were not delicious.. I want delicious ones, not bad tasting ones..(lol)
(Tegoshi just goes "ahh~~")
(Massu reads email info.. and made people laugh the 2nd time he reads mass@bayfm.co.jp.. by lowering his voice and reading it in a funny way~ then..)
M: Then, the continuation of next week's... hm?
T: (laughs) Next week's continuation?
M: (short pause) then.. This week's continuation.. (audience laughs) next week too ne.. Tegoshi-kun.. yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
T: Ah~ yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
M: Onegaishimasu~ Tegoshi will be on next week too, please be listening~ This is Masuda Takahisa and..
F: I am BayFM's DJ Furukawa .. and today's special guest was..
T: Tegoshi Yuya deshita~
M+T: Bye bye~~ (qh: a very cute bye bye ^^)
F: Arigatou Gozaimashita!
(the end... ^^)
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qh's notes: i know that some parts are rough, so corrections are welcome! ^^