if i could choose the way i die, i think i would like to be erased.

i think out of all my senses, my sense of smell is the strongest. i know for sure that my eyes are shit and i'm constantly asking people to repeat themselves. actually, i have a pretty decent palate. i can map out a spaghetti sauce like a thomas guide. no i can't. but i'm not really judging this on my ability to gather scent. i guess its just my ( Read more... )

name all the celebrities you have seen in your life. musicians don't count if you saw them at a concert. i'll start: the son from grumpy old men, and julianna margulies (girl from ER, first season, i think she played head nurse. i say that like i watched it and didn't just look it up). oh and i think i saw shannyn sossamon at a clinic show

new years resolution: be knighted

goddamn

if there is no snow on saddleback when i wake up i am going to be pissed

life was easier when i thought i was a christian

all i could think was "thats a shitty painting"

(this is probably...sarcasticaly...the sweetest thing i have ever seen)

all my shirts are bad luck