The Artifact: Chapter Nineteen

[hello_spikey]

Now, at one time, this was the LAST CHAPTER. But you will all be very happy to see I added another chapter after it, which I will post (hangover allowing) tomorrow. Past-me could be almost as much of a dick as Angel, who is really a solid phallus in this piece.

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Comments

[sueworld2003]

"Spike wondered why Angel couldn’t have an epiphany about not being a huge cunt."

My god, we've all been asking that one for decades. :D

Oh that was glorious! Glad it didn't end at that though.

[hello_spikey]

heee heeeee
Yeaaaah
But, let's face it, dick!Angel makes everything more interesting. :D

Yes. I am glad I came up with a (happy?) ending. (You be the judge - it's up now!)

[rebcake]

There was something scary about Giles just then.

Whoa! I did not suspect that Giles was already clued in! Wiley fellow, that Ripper.

Spike could write pages with a head-tilt.

Oh my, yes.

Sarcasm without words.

These are delightful observations of his skills. *\o/*

Live happily ever after.

Now there's an order we all wish we could follow! Not like that mean "don't even think about it" one. Tsk.

I'm so happy that there's going to be more. Spike must be rescued before he has too good a time!

[hello_spikey]

Heh heh. I love my Angel a bit of a dick, and my Giles a bit of a Ripper. :D

So glad you are enjoying the silliness. Ah, that sarcastic vampire, rob him of his voice and he'll roast you with an eyebrow lift. :D

Now, someone DOES get to live happily ever after at the end of the next chapter...
it's not Angel.
Spoiler alert.
:)
*mwah*

[snogged]

I'm thrilled to hear there's one more chapter after this.

Loved it.

[hello_spikey]

I'm thrilled that said chapter is written. :D

Hope you like it! *mwah*

[rahirah]

Angel is just so messed up you almost have to feel sorry for him. Almost.

[hello_spikey]

The giant muppet.

Don't worry, you will definitely feel sorry for him at the end of the last chapter. More or less.
Hrm... now I'm worried I'm promising too much. But the good news is, said chapter is up, so you can judge for yourself!

[shapinglight]

I can see how you could have ended it there. I'm glad you didn't, though even though I enjoy your Dick!Angel enormously.

[hello_spikey]

heeee it's a dirty little fondness I have for dick!Angel... but there ya go.
*mwah*