Comments | hellodolleh: 207 FML

hellodolleh

207 FML

May 31, 2009 14:30

recently, i went grocery shopping with my mum. at peak hour.

cashier: you've another daughter, right?
mum: yes.
cashier: oh. i remember that one's very naughty. not like this one.
mum: actually, you're talking about this one.
cashier: huh?
me: yeah.. i just cut my hair.
cashier: OH. YOU'RE THE NAUGHTY ONE. YOU BETTER BE A GOOD GIRL.

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Comments 14

bamfamram May 31 2009, 10:15:18 UTC

you know the usual for new year where we go ard to houses to bai-nian. when an aunty came and say: AIYO AH GIRL SO PRETTY LIAO EH. WHERE IS BABY?

fuck that. AH GIRL is my sister who is 10yrs older than me.
I AM THE BABY of the family.

i love fml. hahha i always read it when i need something to cheer me up.

hellodolleh May 31 2009, 10:27:48 UTC

hahahahahaha. nice. i love how these aunties always say things like, "wahhh so big already. last time you were so small."

yeah, girl. i love fml too. it's so comforting someone else's life is shittier than yours. ;)

liizzawiizza May 31 2009, 10:21:46 UTC

OMG. BEEYOTCH!
I slap her for you next time.HAHAHA<3

hellodolleh May 31 2009, 10:31:00 UTC

you can tell the cashier is an old lady, right? you really wanna slap the poor, defenceless woman? :(

liizzawiizza June 1 2009, 14:32:29 UTC

HAHAHA. I thought it was just a middle aged woman.
But omg seriously so retarded.LOL

hellodolleh June 4 2009, 13:02:40 UTC

i know, right. le sigh.

k5memo May 31 2009, 15:36:07 UTC

Today my wife of 10 years left me.

She came back after grocery shopping. She also got gas. MLIA.

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hellodolleh June 1 2009, 15:16:02 UTC

"Today, I saw a single lady. I liked her, but I didn't put a ring on it. MLIA"

omfg. hahahaha. that's currently my personal message on msn. very nice. i assume you already know about fml then?

k5memo June 2 2009, 15:19:59 UTC

yes of course. ml is so f i obviously know about fml!!

hellodolleh June 4 2009, 13:03:57 UTC

hahahaha. i laughed so hard when i read your comment.

fmlia!

val anonymous June 1 2009, 01:25:14 UTC

HAHAHAHA. NOICE.

Re: val hellodolleh June 1 2009, 15:18:12 UTC

why anon, baybeh!

crashdummylover June 1 2009, 18:07:37 UTC

hhahahaha that is funny and i had the same thing as the first commenter happen to me!!!! my sister who is 10 years older than me introduced her then-boyfriend-now-husband to MY GODMOTHER and my godma got a shock because she thought it was me. !?!?!?!?! :( FML

hellodolleh June 4 2009, 13:05:00 UTC

suddenly, everyone's sister is ten years older. mine is too. hahaha.

but wtf. your grandma thought it was you. way to go!