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there once was a parrot named Chuck. he had a friend named Benjamin that was an emu. well, one day, benjamin and chuck went to a gay bar cuz they are lil queers. and they see a penguin, a hot penguin, named Shaniqua. Shaniqua was one HOT penguin and Benjamin and Chuck fell in love. well, Shaniqua was transsexual. he/she had a dick and a vagina. and they had a threesoem. and had baby penguins/emus/parrots.
THE END!
i know, im just oh so skilled sometimes :)