I exist on the interwebs!
So, yeah. LiveJournal. I really only signed up so I could post a comment on robgoodfella's page to say I'd gotten her new book... but hey, here I am. Probably should do one of those introductory "this is me, blah blah blah" posts.
Nine random things about me:
1) I am an only child. This explains a lot... like why I think "sharing" is a concept that only applies to other people.
2) I am the owner of a stuffed dog named Spotz that I've had since I was 7 years old. That's 21 years now. And honestly, I like my stuffed puppy more than about 95% of all people I meet.
3) I work in customer service. This probably explains why I hate people.
4) I will NEVER want to hold your baby, hug your child, babysit for you, or see whatever new pictures/artwork/boogers your offspring has created. If I ever ask to do or see any of these things, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, cause I've been bodysnatched and am therefore an alien clone.
5) I lack a working mental filter... which explains why I would actually SAY the above to my coworkers. I'm lucky they like me, or are amused by me, either one works.
6) I adore Hello Kitty. I also adore music by angry white men yelling about how much they hate their dads, their ex girlfriends, and their lives. The two are not mutually exclusive.
7) Most of the time, I would rather be reading. Looking at books, buying books, owning books, and discussing books makes me happy. My dream job would definitely involve being paid to read books for the rest of my life.
8) I would definitely accept a ride to the ends of the universe from an attractive stranger with a British accent and a blue police box that's larger on the inside. If you don't know what all that meant, then I feel sad for you.
9) I firmly believe that sarcasm is always appropriate, even if only inside my head.
Nine random things about me:
1) I am an only child. This explains a lot... like why I think "sharing" is a concept that only applies to other people.
2) I am the owner of a stuffed dog named Spotz that I've had since I was 7 years old. That's 21 years now. And honestly, I like my stuffed puppy more than about 95% of all people I meet.
3) I work in customer service. This probably explains why I hate people.
4) I will NEVER want to hold your baby, hug your child, babysit for you, or see whatever new pictures/artwork/boogers your offspring has created. If I ever ask to do or see any of these things, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, cause I've been bodysnatched and am therefore an alien clone.
5) I lack a working mental filter... which explains why I would actually SAY the above to my coworkers. I'm lucky they like me, or are amused by me, either one works.
6) I adore Hello Kitty. I also adore music by angry white men yelling about how much they hate their dads, their ex girlfriends, and their lives. The two are not mutually exclusive.
7) Most of the time, I would rather be reading. Looking at books, buying books, owning books, and discussing books makes me happy. My dream job would definitely involve being paid to read books for the rest of my life.
8) I would definitely accept a ride to the ends of the universe from an attractive stranger with a British accent and a blue police box that's larger on the inside. If you don't know what all that meant, then I feel sad for you.
9) I firmly believe that sarcasm is always appropriate, even if only inside my head.