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Photographer: Dammit! I said, 'Pretend you have a naughty secret,' not 'pretend your mother just died'! We're never going to get a good shot if you keep being a little
I'm graduating tonight, which is surreal as all fuck, (in case you hadn't heard, all fuck is pretty surreal), but I'm just glad that I'm getting it over with. I've been reading like a lunatic, which is a marvelous feeling, indeed; on a side note, I'm pretty sure I could live off of the feeling which comes from getting a book carted up to you from the mysterious catacomb that is the off-limits library stacks. According to the library-sex dichotomy, (these two activities cannot coexist), I'm not getting laid in quite some time. Well, at any rate, my summer has begun swimmingly.
I'm graduating tonight, which is surreal as all fuck, (in case you hadn't heard, all fuck is pretty surreal), but I'm just glad that I'm getting it over with. I've been reading like a lunatic, which is a marvelous feeling, indeed; on a side note, I'm pretty sure I could live off of the feeling which comes from getting a book carted up to you from the mysterious catacomb that is the off-limits library stacks. According to the library-sex dichotomy, (these two activities cannot coexist), I'm not getting laid in quite some time. Well, at any rate, my summer has begun swimmingly.