Got the best complement today i was called an "evil cripple"

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Jump out of a plane without a parachute.

Get your resolution here

I resolve to do the same thing i do every year

TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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A farmer sent his 18 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck ( Read more... )

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How to make a hell on wheels
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

3 parts courage

5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

( thank you sir may i have another )

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