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[hellooo_witch]

...Please be careful with the turkeys that were delivered, everyone. My husband's was full of poisonous spiders, and mine... mine appears to be filled with human blood.

I don't know what kind of sick joke this is, but it isn't funny. Whoever did this has a lot of explaining to do.

[With that, Medusa carries her turkey

Comments

[kol_shevik]

Ah--

Russia did not think he say any blood.

[hellooo_witch]

...pardon?

*SAW oh dammit

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps is hallucinations brought by guilt at buying into foolish American holiday?

your mistake is preserved in the annals of time

[hellooo_witch]

I don't know what you mean, sir. I assure you, I didn't imagine it, and I hardly see any guilt to be had in Thanksgiving.

[splashpuppy]

Were you the one I heard after the thud?