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[hellosheesha]

How to Look Like Kevin Barnes

Hallowe'en. Just saying.

Comments

[buddhafinger]

Erm... I didn't know who Kevin Barnes was so I typed it into Google images.

The first picture that comes up is a man wearing nothing but blue eyeliner and a red cummerbund. His penis is hanging out.

Thanks.

[hellosheesha]

Yeah.

For some reason, that isn't in the WikiHow entry.

[handshakedrugs]

I still can't decide if this is the single most horrifying thing ever or not. xD

[handshakedrugs]

I also love it when people google him LOL

[hellosheesha]

It happens far more often than it ought to, as well.

The number of times I have received the 'oh god I just saw his penis' IM... *dreamy sigh*

[bjorn]

I don't know if this is funny or, as aforementioned, horrifying. It's like being attracted to a hermaphrodite... you're confused yet, for reasons you haven't yet begun to fathom, intrigued.

That being said, the 4th point is stupid. They might as well have said "undergo a debilitating depression and briefly forfeit your romantic interest."

[bjorn]

Oh, shit. I forgot depression is cool nowadays.

[hellosheesha]

Well, you could add it, if you want. That shit is editable.

[bjorn]

That's right, it's a wiki! ...Hmm, I'm certainly tempted.