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[heyaudience]

man our little town has just exploded w/ new ppl lately so cool i remember babby bell pointe do u guys? wait acttly how long have sum of u guys been here? sum of u poor saps have been here since day 1 eh man that must blow but u guys have seen it all mayb u should tell us some stor

[30 seconds later, another text goes out to everyone]

srry i ran

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[brands]

Your grammar is awful. Anyone ever tell you that?

What's a pancake?

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[heyaudience]

well duh its txtng so who gives a shit

its deliciousness in pastry form. u put syrup on that baby n ur in heaven

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[brands]

People who like to be able to read what they're looking at, I'd wager.

Never had one.

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[heyaudience]

n yet here u r able to read it jus fine dont make me get into binary

trust me ull want 2 try 1

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[brands]

Might be able to, but it takes me a while.

I'll pass. No offense, but you're giving me a stranger with candy kind of vibe.

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[heyaudience]

Alright, alright. I'm just trying to be nice, which is weird for me, honestly, but I try sometimes. Everyone needs to eat, so I thought I'd just do this.

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[brands]

Right, fair enough. ...Sorry. This place has got me a little on edge.

Let's try this again. My name's Fang. What's yours?

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[heyaudience]

You'd have to be completely loony not to be on edge in this town. Everything and anything's out to kill you.

My friends call me Deadpool, but you can call me Wade.

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[brands]

So I've heard. It's nothing I'm not used to, and my family's here, but waking up in another world is a nasty jolt.

Wade. Good to meet you.