Day 57 - Phone Call to All (With Real Sound!)

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[An odd, mechanical voice comes over the line, tone calm and passive.]

Hello.

I arrived in this town a couple of days ago. I found the letter. Also this phone. Also the completely useless fruit basket. I would like to thank whoever set up these accommodations - there is even a built-in test subject. He

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[nameless_hollow]

[What. What. Woman, you sound so weird.]

...

'the fuck is wrong with ya?

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Nothing is wrong with me. I am fine.

Except that I am here.

And not in the Enrichment Center.

[nameless_hollow]

[Enrichment Center. He has not even a clue what that could be.]

Ya sound fucked up.

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My voice is modulated. It comes out a bit stilted from human vocal chords.

[nameless_hollow]

Humans don't sound like that.

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I'm not human. This body is, but otherwise, I am not.

[You can almost hear her rubbing her temples through the phone.]

[nameless_hollow]

Then what the fuck are ya?

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I am an AI. The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. They call me GlaDOS.

[nameless_hollow]

[...What.]

'the fuck is that?

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[Now she's starting to sound annoyed.]

...I am a computer.

[nameless_hollow]

...

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A machine.

[Mumbled:] You moron.

[nameless_hollow]

[Still nothing.]

If it's got anythin' to do with humans I don't give a fuck, woman.

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Oh. Don't get me wrong.

I hate humans.

[nameless_hollow]

Then why are ya in a human body?

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It was an experiment. That was interrupted by my being dragged here.