DAY 59 | PHONECALL TO EVERYONE
[unfortunately for Isshin, it never really occurs for him to speak in English before he starts rambling in Japanese.]
YUZUUUUUUUU, KARIIIIIIN, ICHIIIIGOOOOO CAN YOU HEAR PAPA?????? HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME ON THIS THING? I'VE LOST TWO OF THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE GIRLS AND ONE GRUMPY SOURPUSS SON. MY TWO LITTLE GIRLS ARE NAMED YUZU AND KARIN - YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU SEE THEM: YUZU IS THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL AND KARIN … WELL, KARIN IS MORE LIKELY TO KICK YOU IN THE HEAD BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HER PAPA HAS TAUGHT HER EXCELLENT SELF DEFENSE SKILLS. AS FOR MY SON, ICHIIIIGOOO IS A BERRY HEAD THAT RESPONDS WELL TO A GOOD PUNCH ---
[Oh, there's the realization that he's been speaking in caps this entire time … and in Japanese. An uncomfortable cough before he he switches to English (albeit somewhat accented)]
My name is Isshin Kurosaki, I'm currently looking for my three babies!! Their names are Yuzu, Karin and Iiiiichhiiigoooo! If you've seen these babies, tell them that their Papa's bosom awaits to hold them close-- [... wait. PREDATORS.]
Please inquire within if you've met these children or for more details.