[phone call to everyone; day 47]

[iswimprettygirl]

[Milo's too panicked to think of people to call individually, so he's just going to call everybody, okay? Okay. Better to check on you all at the same time, right?]

Th-the houses collapsed!! Is everyone all right?!

Regina... I don't know if you're in a house or in the forest or--or somewhere else, but you still have shelter, right?

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HAVE THEY EVEN FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE NEIGHBORS YET

[championship]

I-I'm fine!

WE CAN SAY THEY DID I'M SURE THEY SAW EACH OTHER

[iswimprettygirl]

O-oh, that's a relief, Dawn... Your house is gone too, isn't it?

Um. How are your pets? [WAIT UNTIL HE SEES THE EMPOLEONBOAT]

[championship]

They're fine too! Right now w--

[ EXCEPT SUDDENLY THERE IS A LOUD CRASH OVER THE PHONE.

...Except it sounds a lot closer than the phone. Like, from the living room of Milo's house. ]

...Oops.

[iswimprettygirl]

[You hear that? That's the sound of the phone being dropped into the water that is now the ground.

Milo scrambles to pick it up.

And kind of SCREAMS AND FLAILS for a bit.]

[awhitephantom]

I'm fine.

[iswimprettygirl]

Oh, thank goodness. It's a mess here...

1/2

[awhitephantom]

[awhitephantom]

[What is this concern.]

Are you safe?

[clausandeffect]

My house collapsed and the town is floodin'. I'm fantastic! You?

[iswimprettygirl]

Awful! It's flooded, we have no food, and now that the houses are gone, what're we supposed to do--h-hole up in a tree?! Can this town get any worse?!

[hello sarcasm! I can't catch you!]

[clausandeffect]

What kind of an idiot are you? Of course it can.

[iswimprettygirl]

Of course it--

Of course it can. Right. Yeah. Great. Wonderful. I love this place.

[HUFF. Santa, you're fueling the passive aggressive rant.]