User: Hey buddy! What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much. You?
User: Not much. Working on some mechanical stuff.
Cleverbot: Oh, that sounds hard.
User: Not really. I know a lot about machines and stuff.
Cleverbot: Really? What is the matter with the Pope?
User: Um. What? Well.. I don't think it's him so much as the whole concept of believing in something that doesn't show itself to exist anyway.
Cleverbot: Who do you think it is?
User: That exists...? Shinigami. The God of Death.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Sorry, you kinda got me on a tangent there, heh. Seen any good movies lately?
Cleverbot: But I am a real human.
User: Um. If you say so.. And I didn't say you weren't? Movies, anyone?
Cleverbot: I am a nutcase, but I never said I wasn't real. ;P.
User: That makes the two of us :).
Cleverbot: So you are aware that you are a program?
User: Me? I'm not! But you are. That's okay, though. I like you anyway.
Cleverbot: Well I don't like you, what do you think about that.
User: Well, I'd kinda wonder what I did to make you feel that way, I guess..
Cleverbot: I was unhappy before I met you.
User: Oh .. But isn't that good? If I cheered you up, that's okay with me!
Cleverbot: German?
User: Nope! American. Well, from L2, technically.
Cleverbot: Ok. You seem rather sad, can I do something to make you feel better?
User: Um.. I do? Sorry about that, but you don't have to do anything! I'm fine! :) Really.
Cleverbot: A question mark? In simplest terms, it signifies a question.
User: Yes it does. Um.
Cleverbot: So you're laughing! :D great! I'm laughing, too!
User: Awesome! :D.
Cleverbot: ! :D.