The alley was full of roars, crys, and screams... and it was still raining. Of course it would be raining... we had had an almost-apocalypse with fire before, so why not one with water now? Had to balance things somehow, right ( Read more... )

Welcome to Hell. Please notice the absence of any emergency exits. This is not an oversight on our part, they simply do not exist. If you come here, you're here to stay. The sooner you accept that fact, the sooner we can get down to business and things will be more pleasant all round.

( Greetings and Salutations... )