1. I usually wash my hands everytime I walk by a sink. (I do this too! We're OCD buddies!)
2. I end up making friends with lots of old men, usually over 35, who at first appear to just want to be my friend, but then reveal (sometimes in a grope) that they want to sleep with me. The friendship usually sours, though I will make sure it appears that everything is fine.
3. I avoid people on my days off so I can spend quality time alone.
4. I enjoy sleeping on a camping cot.
5. I collect and think obsessively about pajamas. NEED MORE FUZZY BEDTIME LUVIN.
My all-time favorite are my black and white penguin pajamas, but my new dark blue with cotton ball sheep pajamas come very close. They may just take over when Penguins fall to shreds.
i have magenta penguin pjs, red penguin pjs both flannel, a fleece penguin bathrobe, checker board and checker pieces footy pj's, blue leopard print bottoms. etc.
oh and nothing beats my random spongebob squarepants pajamas (xmas present, last year), or my black and orange starred pajamas (as a halloween present, wtf) but the "GOT KELP?" on the legs of the spongebob pajamas just has to be some sort of sexual innuendo... freaky
Spongebob Squarepants clothes totally have sexual innuendos on them. I have a pair of underwear with Spongebob riding a jellyfish on the front, and on the back it says, "Let's ride!"
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2. I end up making friends with lots of old men, usually over 35, who at first appear to just want to be my friend, but then reveal (sometimes in a grope) that they want to sleep with me. The friendship usually sours, though I will make sure it appears that everything is fine.
3. I avoid people on my days off so I can spend quality time alone.
4. I enjoy sleeping on a camping cot.
5. I collect and think obsessively about pajamas. NEED MORE FUZZY BEDTIME LUVIN.
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My all-time favorite are my black and white penguin pajamas, but my new dark blue with cotton ball sheep pajamas come very close. They may just take over when Penguins fall to shreds.
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oh and nothing beats my random spongebob squarepants pajamas (xmas present, last year), or my black and orange starred pajamas (as a halloween present, wtf)
but the "GOT KELP?" on the legs of the spongebob pajamas just has to be some sort of sexual innuendo... freaky
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Sexual? I think so.
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