♰ 3 ; video

[hellsingmaster]

[There's a lot of noise coming though the network, very high pitched mews and cries. Integra comes into the room and picks up the Dreamberry, about to switch it off but a movement outside the window makes her pause

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[white_polaris]

How cute.

[hellsingmaster]

I can think of other adjectives.

[white_polaris]

Adorable, endearing, enchanting, sweet, darling are all equally appropriate as well.

[hellsingmaster]

[God, Serenity, you need to get out more.]

...if you say so, Lady.

Needed to comment to this.

[not_my_grandpa]

Ah! What an adorable kitty~

Yus, plz. The Hellsing needs biffles.

[hellsingmaster]

Hn, I suppose. Although it could have spared the dirt all over the floor.

Vampire biffles! :D

[not_my_grandpa]

It looks rather young, so I'm sure you could get it to mind the floors.

I have one of my own! See?

[He sets the Dreamberry down for a second and you hear some blatant Japanese]

Kochi kochiiii, Tama-chan~

Here he is~

[He holds up an orange Tabby that's out of its kitten stage, but still not quite adult]

...oh god. there go her sensibilities.

[hellsingmaster]

[She looks so impressed.]

A plague of felines. Not even this world is safe. Hn.

[candidate_no_12]

(Wrath watches the video of the kitten falling in the window of Hellsing with the stupidest look on his face. Having gotten hit with a red arrow earlier in the day, he is not himself.)

It is absolutely adorable that you are caring for that precious creature!

(He sighs in a dreamy way, fluttering his eyelashes disturbingly. His eyepatch is off, thus his Ultimate Eye is exposed, but both his eyes are soft, emitting an empathic light. He leans up to the camera to face the woman, his hands folded under his chin eagerly. There is a snake tattoo on his left eye, but it might as well be a happy heart right now.)

Are you going to name her?

(And no, neither the cat nor Integra are objects of his excess of affection, but the red arrow in his back has purged all the wrath from him at the moment, replacing it with childish_joy and wonder at everything.)

[hellsingmaster]

[The dreamy exuberance he excludes prompts Integra to lift an eyebrow in a bit of surprise, but she can't help the quirk of lips.]

I suppose someone should. And since it decided to select my window, there we are.

As for naming...I have absolutely no idea.

[She's never named a pet in her entire life.]

[candidate_no_12]

(In this state, he does not notice the subtle changes in Integra's expression, nor get the sense that she has not named a pet before.)

(He leans towards the camera, both eyes rapidly blinking in dismay.)

But--the poor kitten can't go without a name! Names prove that one exists! You , for example, you have a beautiful name--was it--Integra?

(In his right mind, he avoids the use of first names if he can help it.)

And the one I desire--I want to sweep her off the ground and drag her off to a sun-drenched field of flowers.--her name is Samantha..!

(He is almost swooning by now--he leans to the side, placing the back of his hand longingly on his forehead.) What about you, Integra, do you have one who makes your heart soar, your soul sing? You are human so doesn't passion reign stronger in you than me?

(Hahahaha.)

[hellsingmaster]

[Well. That was more information than she'd ever anticipated. Hn, perhaps there was more to this one than met the eye.

Still, naming the cat was a quandary, one she'd never anticipated having. Deliberately side-stepping the latter question, she shrugged and waved a dismissive hand.]

Call it...Murphy, hell, I don't know.

[ Video ] LOOK, I DID IT.

[nothiskidthanks]

[ he can hear Takuma talking in another room, and due to curiosity, he goes to look at said video--and thanks to the Leftyberry, it flips onto video of him just looking into the screen. ]

[Video] /cheers!

[hellsingmaster]

[Sensing scrutiny, even from such a rude device, the Hellsing lifts an eyebrow.]

...yes?

[Video ---> Audio---> Video] /had to get Lefty or it would have ended there :|

[nothiskidthanks]

[ oh. its on. ]

...

[ clicks it off -- or he thinks he did. the screen goes black, but the audio is still on, and the grating voice of an old man can be heard, though it is slightly digitized. ]

Jeez, Junior! Yer killin' me! I just turned myself on for ya! Get it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

...I was just looking.

Come on kid. [ and the screen clicks back on, showing D again, but the other voice seems to come from nowhere ] Say somethin'!

...You found a cat.

[Video] lolol, np

[hellsingmaster]

[Hn, oddities never cease around here.]

I did, yes. And there's little harm in looking, I suppose.

[She's not even going to bother inquiring about the raucous voice at the moment. Best to let such things be, after all.]