the jewish inquisition

[hellslibrarian]

the weekend at my grandparent's was good practice for apartment living: five girls all sleeping together under one roof. somewhere along the line while i wasn't looking all my little cousins became gorgeous, self-confident wimmen. i have now taught them all i know about being a teenager. i was unable to teach them to stop kicking me in their sleep

Comments

[seasicksarah]

HOORAY FOR JEWS.

[hellslibrarian]

NO BUT REALLY.

[stevenhasty]

I'm ... flattered?

[maltakano]

I sincerely hope you didn't say "wimmen" seriously.

[hellslibrarian]

i was using the new jersey pronunciation.

Nobody expects the Jewish inquisition!

[cappucinogrrl]

Excuse me?

[stevenhasty]

noah webster would be proud.