I don't really think THAT highly of Porsches, but goddamn the metaphor has made me hungry...

[hellspearx17]

Miley Cyrus trades hand-me-down Porsche in for a Toyota Prius.
Trust me, none of that is a typo.I cannot slam my forehead onto my computer enough

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[tyedyedsocks]

Yeah, that whole fourth paragraph? It made me weep in joy.

So what are we talking about here? =D