Comments | hellwithout: Chinese New Year

hellwithout

Chinese New Year

Feb 09, 2005 19:14

I just heard that there is something called the "Year of the Cock" that the Chinese have. I always knew they were a great people. Apparently, they not only predicted my birth but gave me a whole year to honor me and my vast accomplishments. Now that we are all aware of this year, people can feel free to commence with the honoring me. I hear the ( Read more... )

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darksoul February 10 2005, 01:52:31 UTC

I hate to break it to you, but you have to be born in the year of the cock for it to be your year. For instance, 1981 was the year of the cock. Wow, and I was born in 1981. I'm a cock!

Cock of the Walk hellwithout February 10 2005, 01:54:21 UTC

You may be a cock but I'm The Cock. You had to be born in the year to earn your cock-like status. I'm just destined to be this way.

Cock in a Wok, maybe... darksoul February 10 2005, 02:57:39 UTC

Whatchu talkin' bout honky? You're talking to the baddest Cock around, not to be confused with your title of Worst Cock Around.

Re: Cock in a Wok, maybe... hellwithout February 10 2005, 09:13:24 UTC

I don't know who you've been talking to about my cocksmanship but me thinks you best recheck your sources. Just because they've had as much dick as Chaisey Lane doesn't mean they know squat about the cock.

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fall3n February 10 2005, 17:05:15 UTC

did you have your friend drunk dial me, you little bitch?

hellwithout February 10 2005, 20:03:33 UTC

He took my phone from me and no we weren't drinking. i told him not to call you but James was being a jackass last night.

fall3n February 10 2005, 21:28:22 UTC

how did he know who i was? heh

hellwithout February 10 2005, 22:41:58 UTC

He wanted to call the hawt females in my phone and your name just happens to be the first one on the list. I didn't really tell him much because I thought you were mad at me (like I normally assume) and didn't want to have to explain that.