THAT'S IT!!!

[hellybelly]

A couple nights ago, at the bar, I was "cocktailing", as they say, and serving this completely sober customer a "coke", as they say, when he gave me a five dollar tip. When I asked why he was being so generous, he exclaimed, "Well you're working for two! So when's the baby due?"EXCUSEZ-MOI MONSIEUR, but I believe I am not fucking pregnant. And if I

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[ex_exitmusic23]

nah, I don't think so, Hel.

[rabidrat]

Oh man. I can feel your pain. My dad taunts me all the time saying I'm gaining weight. :[

[hellybelly]

no one needs to be reminded!

[18percentgrey]

helen, you're not fat and ugly.

[yerpretty]

ahhg, people are shit! im sorry you had to be related to one of them. what did you say back to the guy at the bar?

youre not fat and youre not ugly and you know better! besides, as jack black says, "BONES ARE FOR DOGS!" or i guess maybe that isnt exactly related to the conversation at hand. whatever, budda-bellies are hot, and anyone that doesnt think so has been brainwashed by "THE MAN". tell'm to get their boot off yo neck!

[hellybelly]

bonez ARE for dogz!

[hopeless_hands]

i got me a budda belly too :P helly, i think you're the best thing since poptarts. and you're damn gorgeous too. helly, can i look like you when i grow up? you rock my socks, too \m/(*_*)\m/

Julie

P.S.-->we both know your dad (being my uncle) is a *little* off the wall, don't listen to him.

[hellybelly]

oh god you should have seen him, he was wearing a leather vest, a fedora hat with a feather in it, stone-washed highwater tapered jeans, black dress shoes, and a t-shirt with a native american shooting an arrow on it that said "fighting terrorism since the 1800's"

[hopeless_hands]

Yeah, that's pretty much what he was wearing when I saw him on New Years. It was pretty freakin hilarious. He's way "out there," dude =P