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[hellyesamerica]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF WONDERLAND!

It's Meriken here! As you know, I'm sure. Well, recently, a very important issue has shown itself! So I'm relying on the people living in this mansion to help me resolve it! I'm a hero, as you all know, but some things-- I just don't know the answer to! And when that happens, what's better than a vote?!

So! Pay

Comments

[alwaysrec]

[hellyesamerica]

Hey, Japan!! Help me by voting!

[alwaysrec]

Ah...well...... ah............

[idkmybfftony]

Japan! Not you, too!

[in_ocean_depths]

The better couple...?

[helena_campbell]

Just... don't answer, Stellar.

[in_ocean_depths]

...

Why? What are they asking?

[Private]

[helena_campbell]

They're asking who should be... you know, a couple. Like... a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Or boyfriend and boyfriend.

It's just a really dumb poll. Completely ridiculous.

Sorry, America, but Poland's gossip-hound nature could not be resisted!

[reckless_eagle]

Ohmigawd, every network post should be like this!

Okay! Like, Helena's human, and I hear that totally never works out so hot, so she's defs out. England's way, way older than America, and he like, acts super old and grouchy, so I call that one kinda sketch, too. France... well, he's like, even older, but he's not all stuffy and isolated and all, so there's that. [Looool, someone is kind of sheltered by the Church, kind of far from France, and doesn't talk to many other nations, and is therefore only vaaaaaaaguely aware of France's reputation \o/] Plus, he's like, way cuter and more fashionable than the others, which gives him major points. But like, if none of them knew each other, I'd say America and Germany, 'cause they're like, both nations and the same age, and they're like, tall and buff and stuff so I guess they might have similar lifestyles and junk, and Germany totally frowns too much so maybe someone fun like America could be good for him!

I like, can't really put in my vote 'till I know what his relations with them are

LOL BEST EVER

[idkmybfftony]

[Just. Horror face. Forever.]

I GOT TO USE MY NEW GOSSIP-WHORE ICON, TOO :D LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

[reckless_eagle]

[If he notices your shock and horror, bb, he sure as Hell doesn't act like it. He doesn't even seem to pause for breath, much less to consider America's obvious discomfort!]

Oh, dude, good timing, there you are! Okay, so like. What kind of alliances and trade agreements and stuff have you got going on already? I so can't judge without knowing these things!

ffft yes

[idkmybfftony]

Alliances?! Well, England and Germany send troops and stuff for my war on terror, but.. that doesn't seem relevant at all!

...this is blown way out of proportion.

[pakisunotpaku]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[hellyesamerica]

Are you gonna vote or what?

[pakisunotpaku]

NO. Because this is a stupid poll.

[hellyesamerica]

No it's not!

[sunneverset]

[ England doesn't even have the words ]

[idkmybfftony]

[TOTALLY IGNORING YOU from his part of the room haha what is life even anymore]

[hellyesamerica]

Are you gonna vote, England?!