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[hellyesamerica]

Okay everyone!! This mansion is WAY TOO QUIET! So, I'm going to take the initiative and get things sorted out! Why are we all just sitting here? I'm the hero, and I told you I'd get you out of here

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[crymogaea]

[ How dare you lectured him about corruption. He's the cleanest country in the world after Finland! He didn't know it yet because it was in 2009 if I remembered correctly, but still, he's cleaner than thou. Not filling the census, obviously. ]

Your kind of government? Why do you suddenly held a census, anyway?

[Text] And Icey is getting more creeped out.

[crymogaea]

[ This message come some obnoxious time later. ]

You can. But there's something terribly wrong with you.

[Text] lmao /tortures ice. SUPER DELAYED:

[hellyesamerica]

There's not.

[Voice like a good sidekick] You evil muffiiiiiin.

[crymogaea]

There are. Does this means you're admitting the fact that you're a closet pervert now?

[ /trolls ]

[Text-->Voice] OHOHOHOHO

[hellyesamerica]

It's just

[She tries to erase it, but it sends. And then she sighs, waits a moment, and clicks voice.]

I'm not a pervert!

[Voice • Filtered to Meri] OHOHOHOHOHOHO godmorn~

[crymogaea]

I guess you're not, but you're horrible at hiding things, Meri.

[ Fell right into his trap~ ]

[Voice • Filtered to Meri] ffffff I slept for so long

[hellyesamerica]

...

I don't know what you're talking about!

[Voice • Filtered to Meri] too long DX I missed you. I stole my mom's phone, btw 8)

[crymogaea]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Voice • Filtered to ICE] I MISSED YOU MORE nice one B)

[hellyesamerica]

H-huh?

...

Stop that!

[Voice • Filtered to Meri and Ken ] I MISSED YOU EVEN MORE OKAY OHOHOHOHO

[crymogaea]

I'm "reading your mind" again?

[Voice • Filtered to Ice Ice baby] NO LIES THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

[hellyesamerica]

HOLY SHIT CUT IT OUT!

[Voice • Filtered to Meri the boss ] NO THAT'S POSSIBLE

[crymogaea]

[ Have a rather long pause. To pry or not to pry, that's the question now. ]

I would if you just tell me what's wrong.

[ /trolls all over again ]

[Voice • Filtered to Ice the secretary ] NO NO I MISSED YOU MOAR

[hellyesamerica]

[An even longer pause. Then in an unusually meek voice.]

I don't wanna talk over this thing....

[Voice • Filtered to Meri TEH AMERIKEN HERO ] FINE IF YOU SAY SO BOSS

[crymogaea]

[ Oh, you babby you. You made Iceland feel guilty for trolling and prying. GUILTY AS CHARGED. ]

...okay.

[ Pause. ]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

[Voice • Filtered to ICE THE AMAZING SIDEKICK] THAT'S RIGHT, DOG. teehee <3

[hellyesamerica]

[Some shuffling on the other side.]

...But you can come over if you really want.

[Voice • Filtered to MERI TEH INVINCIBLE ] Whaaaaaat.

[crymogaea]

Wouldn't I be a bother?

[ Iceland's theory: if someone isn't feeling well, they need some time alone! He didn't realize that the Meriken type, on the contrary, need company when they're feeling under the weather. ]