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Click to viewGammer Got Run Over by a Ringwraith
Composed by Reddhawk
Gammer got run over by a Ringwraith
walkin' home from our hole Yulemath eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron.
But as for me an' Gaffer, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much mull wine.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her pouch of pipe-weed,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Yulemath mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' bootprints on her back.
Gammer got run over by a Ringwraith,
walkin' home from our hole Yulemath eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
but as for me an' Gaffer, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Gaffer.
He's been takin' this so swell.
See him in there with old Gandalf,
packed and makin' travel plans for Rivendell.
It's not Yulemath without Gammer.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)
Gammer got run over by a Ringwraith,
walkin' home from our hole Yulemath eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
But as for me an' Gaffer, we believe.
Now the pig is on the table.
And the jelly made of sloes.
And a brown and crimson candle,
that would just have matched the hair on Gammer's toes.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give such minions,
to a man who forges rings and tricks the elves.
Gammer got run over by a Ringwraith,
walkin' home from our hole, Yulemath eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
but as for me an' Gaffer, we believe.
(Sing it Gaffer)
Gammer got run over by a Ringwraith,
walkin' home from our hole, Yulemath eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Sauron,
but as for me an' Gaffer, we believe.