today in biology i was taking a quiz and took a sip of coffee and it went down the wrong pipe. i started choking and was trying my best not to shoot coffee across the table at my lab partner. the teacher came up and grabbed me by the arm, i swear that she was two seconds away from performing the heimlich maneuver! i waved to her and she walked me ( Read more... )

look, i hate to make sweeping generalizations but WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE RUSSIANS ( Read more... )

i am so sleepy. went to biology class, i really love it. today i took a sample of the soil and had to put in through various tests. it is very cool ( Read more... )

where the hell is booshanky? no rants for days on end.

thank you for teaching me, among other things ;-], that less is more when it comes to hair product and household cleaners AND that messy is okay.

and i am off to a job interview.

so, my mom and i are back being friends. it is a good thing. i have moved on from making choices about my life based on what she will think and this attitude appears to have gotten some respect from her. interesting. she hates me hair, by the way and she says i am too old to wear radiohead t shirts. i smiled and we moved on with our day ( Read more... )

is it possible to cough so hard that an ovary will burst? three weeks of hacking up a lung is long enough.

during my period of not sleeping ( Read more... )

that, my dear friends, was the sound of me growing up. yeah, it did take long enough.

Strange ( Read more... )