Comaphobia

[helpmehollywood]

JMax is back in black. what a fucking year, 2003. lots of new lyrical and musical endeavors in progress. i need opinions of any kind. i will post a link to my dot com site whenever its finalized. my birthday is in a few days. say a prayer. i will be a quarter of a century old. for some reason, the word 'old' pinches a nerve in my neck; a thorn in

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[fragi1e_hal0]

<3

welcome back :)

Happy birthday grandpa!

[helpmehollywood]

ehhh? what was that you said lass? i cant see shit because of these damn cataracts and wrinkles and my eyelids are as heavy as my ass, so if i cant read what you write, forgive me. old age is tough, knowing i could kick the bucket at any moment with a heartattack or a stroke or if i fell out of my rocking chair. know any good aussie nursing homes? i need to be force-fed because my mouth is so old; it could just crack and my jaw, along with my dentures, would fall to pieces. oh and did i mention that my left knee is basically playdough?

[fragi1e_hal0]

BAHAHAHAH!!!!

I think I know a few places that could look after a silly old sod like yourself.

playdough knees turn me on :P

[crackfaerie]

mmm...very sexy
happy birthday =)

[helpmehollywood]

ditto on the physical opinion and thanks for the latter statement

[xnotpunkenoughx]

just as beautiful as i last remembered.glad to see you're doing well.
exohex
*liane*

[helpmehollywood]

good to hear from you liane

[mydeadman]

your age is only a number.
i'm waiting and i'm ready for a new year of you.

[helpmehollywood]

youre so fuckin cool

[thismagicknife]

oh man. you are beautiful.

[helpmehollywood]

thank you missy. from the looks of your icon, id have to say i share the same opinion as you on the physical side of the equation.