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[helpmejeeves]

[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's

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[helpmejeeves]

I don't rightly know if we can, but it can't hurt to ask.

[helpmejeeves]

[Bertie interprets "stacked up top" as "wearing a big hat" and "likes the feel of leather" as "works outdoors, probably with animals."]

You...want a cowboy for your Warden Item?

[emptyyourself]

I don't know why you decided to again grace us with your presence, House, but if you come near me or my room, I won't hesitate to follow through with what I started when last we met.

[*takes advantage of this unfortunate situation*]

[helpmejeeves]

I say, birds and beazels left and right seem to be mistaking me for this "House" chap. It's only natural, I suppose, as he is also apparently a handsome devil with iron will, but I assure you that I am not he.

[emptyyourself]

[Wut.]

...I am not falling for this.

[Because we are paranoid on level seven.]

Later

[rass_bestie]

How did that go?

Later

[helpmejeeves]

[Looking around his flat with a sad and perturbed expression.]

No sign of Jeeves yet.

Re: Later

[rass_bestie]

[Don't laugh, don't laugh.] I feel we may have to view it as a refusal.

Re: Later

[helpmejeeves]

Rather rude of the Admiral not to just say so. Leaving a man waiting in anticipation, what sort of responsible naval commander does that?

Bertie will call him a...communist. Yes, a communist. (Bertie's insults need work.)

[helpmejeeves]

Nay, not just any person, my valet, Jeeves, who is as far beyond normal personhood as...a very brainy chap is beyond a not brainy chap.

That's...almost like having a valet.

[helpmejeeves]

Of course not! No one owns Jeeves. He's my employee. He tells me I give him more than adequate remuneration for his services. [Jeeves is in charge of paying most of Bertie's bills, too, so Bertie has no idea how much he pays Jeeves. But he assumes that it's a fair wage.]

[mrs_persson]

I'm afraid to say that probably isn't going to work, Mr Wooster.

[helpmejeeves]

It's worth an old Wooster try, though, what?

[mrs_persson]

Anything's worth a try, but I advise not getting your hopes up too high.