[Not private filtered at all. Bertie doesn't quite get the filter thing unless the other person filters first.]Professor Fate? I say, Professor, are you there
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No no no, I said that I broke the teacups. I think you might have broken one of my brandy glasses, though.
But all that's in the past. At this point in time, I called to ask whether you wanted to pop out onto shore, as it were. Although there might be jaguars again...and I don't mean the automobile.
Well...yes...there was a jaguar. Or it might have been a leopard. I'm not sure I could tell the difference. If Jeeves were here, I'm sure he could explain it, though. He knows dashed near everything, Jeeves does. Quite the brainiest chap ever to put on a bowler hat. [And...getting back on topic.] Other than nearly being some giant feline's dinner, the last port wasn't so rotten. A bit like the beaches on Cuba, in fact. It brought to mind this one time I was at a tropical resort and Jeeves-- [He will just keep talking and talking about some misadventure and Jeeves' brilliance unless Professor Fate interrupts.]
[Voice]; y so adorable, Bertie?grahamcommawillJuly 17 2011, 14:50:56 UTC
[Mostly neutral tone, with a slight 'Are you kidding me?' undertone] I really don't think the Admiral grants those sort of requests. Then again, you never know. [A sigh. He almost feels bad for Bertie.] Being without a valet isn't that difficult. I've done it for several years now. Do you need some help?
I've never been on a ship that didn't offer at least a little room service. The Admiral's competitors will put him out of business if he doesn't shape up.
...You've been without a valet for years? How do you manage? This is the longest I've ever been without a valet ever since I left school, and I feel as if my flat's about to fall down around my ears.
You do know what sort of ship you're on, right? A prison ship. Most prisons don't offer the guards and cops valets or personal maids.
It's really quite simple. I've never had one, so I've always been self-sufficient. Listen, I'm not going into port, so if you'd like some assistance with the cleaning I could help you.
It's not much of a prison, is it. No black and white striped uniforms, no balls and chains or work crews. And so far every one I've spoken to has been quite splendid, although that young man in dark glasses told me that I was a horrible criminal, which is simply not true, but some people are touchy when it comes to silver cows creamers and the removal thereof.
A spot of help would be quite splendid of you Mr...?
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What? What is it? I'm here, I'm here. Don't get everything all in a twist.
I'll have you know I didn't break any of your teacups.
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But all that's in the past. At this point in time, I called to ask whether you wanted to pop out onto shore, as it were. Although there might be jaguars again...and I don't mean the automobile.
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You don't need service, I'll show you how to do things for yourself. Jane's showed me, it's not difficult.
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That'd be awfully white of you, Eddie, to show me what's what. Jeeves makes it all look so simple, but it's really quite tricky.
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I'll do what I can. I'm not great at some things, but we should be able to get you sorted.
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...You've been without a valet for years? How do you manage? This is the longest I've ever been without a valet ever since I left school, and I feel as if my flat's about to fall down around my ears.
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It's really quite simple. I've never had one, so I've always been self-sufficient. Listen, I'm not going into port, so if you'd like some assistance with the cleaning I could help you.
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A spot of help would be quite splendid of you Mr...?
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