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helpmejeeves

.001 [Accidental Video...eventually]

Mar 14, 2011 14:26

[Voice]

--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]

[Text]

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[Video]

...blasted thing come with instructions.

[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when ( Read more... )

technology is hard, the admiral doesn't provide a jeeves, mentally negligible

Comments 87

feverprophecy March 14 2011, 22:47:24 UTC

Agincourt.

Really.

helpmejeeves March 14 2011, 22:55:00 UTC

It's a well known family fact, passed down through the generations of Aunts, that there was a member of the Wooster tree fighting for king and country at Agincourt.

boughtitall March 14 2011, 22:48:26 UTC

[Saito knew he could rely on the Admiral for constant entertainment. Success once again.]

This isn't quite your normal ship, Mr. Wooster, as you have gathered.

helpmejeeves March 14 2011, 22:58:19 UTC

Yes, I've come to that melancholy conclusion. Why, I haven't even found a shuffle-board court anywhere!

boughtitall March 14 2011, 23:03:50 UTC

A most disappointing conclusion.

knowsthepeople March 14 2011, 23:17:48 UTC

You actually know a guy called "Jeeves"?

helpmejeeves March 14 2011, 23:21:53 UTC

Know him? Why, he's my valet, and a more splendid chap in a bowler you'd be hard pressed to find. He's a true gentleman among gentlemen's gentlemen.

knowsthepeople March 14 2011, 23:24:44 UTC

Didn't realize people actually went by that outside of movies.

helpmejeeves March 14 2011, 23:26:31 UTC

[confused frown]

I didn't realize people went by that inside of movies. And I've seen a fair number of cinema.

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strangehstorian March 15 2011, 02:04:32 UTC

Oh, um. Welcome to the Barge, Mr. Wooster.

helpmejeeves March 15 2011, 03:13:58 UTC

Thank you, Miss...

[And...he notices Chromie's size and assumes she's much younger than she is. And little girls *terrify* him.]

...I say...[nervous smile]...are your parents around?

strangehstorian March 15 2011, 14:04:38 UTC

I am older than I look, not to worry! I would hate to see what would happen to a child on this vessel...

thegooddrjones March 15 2011, 02:05:28 UTC

House?

helpmejeeves March 15 2011, 03:11:20 UTC

[He looks behind him again, just like he did when Data came to that conclusion.]

No, still a flat, I'm afraid.

[Then the light bulb goes on.]

Oh, you mean that handsome, iron-willed chap who is apparently a bit like me. Sorry, he is not I, nor from any branch of my family tree that I'm aware of.