This auction is for an original one-sheet poster for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. There are two versions of this poster; as the other one has a review quote at the top, I believe this one is the first version, but I don't know for sure.

You can see the actual poster being auctioned here.

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OFFER: A care package from New Orleans, home of the French Quarter, Mardi Gras, the Saints, and a whole lot of really good food. Also the Audubon Institute, which supports a really top-notch zoo, aquarium, and insectarium; Southern Candy-Makers; the New Orleans Museum of Art; Anne Rice and Al Copeland (well, ex-home since Copeland is deceased); and ( Read more... )

Offer: A box of things! Primarily from local to where I live, but some of them might be regional. I don't like posting place-information on the wide web, so the location will remain a mystery until you get the box :) I will buy some of the things, but others won't cost anything (I'll make them, find them, trade things for them, already own them, ( Read more... )

Offer: Postcards for a year! I'll send you one postcard a month for a full year. I don't like posting place-information on the wide web, so the location will remain a mystery until you get the first card. :) I'll probably write you mostly slice-of-life-here observations, things like: what it looks like, what things are growing, the weather, funny ( Read more... )

Offer: 3000 words of fic. I write for Avatar: The Last Airbender, and I will do het, slash, femslash, or any pairing you like; I'll write fluff, darkfic, genfic, humor, erotica or smut, many many kinky things, and really pretty much any genre. You can be as vague or specific as you prefer; I'm a flexible lady ( Read more... )

OFFERED: Autographed copy of The Skinny: Adventures of America's First Bulimic, by Rayni Joan.

MINIMUM BID: $15.

NOTE: I am making this post on behalf of Rayni Joan. I will put the winner in touch with her.

OFFERED: Tiffany red crystal heart by Elsa Peretti, slight imperfections, but still lovely. Click to view the Tiffany crystal heart. Value $75.

MINIMUM BID: $45.

Note: I am making this post on behalf of Rayni Joan. I will put the winner in touch with her.

OFFERED: One autographed copy of Leigh Curran's novel Going Nowhere Sideways. Leigh is the founder and artistic director of the Virginia Avenue Project.

Review by Publishers Weekly: Energetic, fictive diary entries track one woman's 1960s and '70s in this engaging, well-constructed first novel. [...] Curran, an actress and playwright (The Lunch ( Read more... )

Offer: I will donate a set of my YA books. Boy Proof, Queen of Cool and Beige, which make up my "Los Angeles Trilogy" I will sign them and if you like, personalize them ( Read more... )

OFFER 1: You can pick a single name which I will assign to a magician character in my YA novel, The Demon's Talisman, which will be published by Simon & Schuster and is the last of a YA trilogy. It can be your first name or surname. (Note: I stole this idea from oracne, who is offering the chance to make you a pirate ( Read more... )