I had dinner with my sister Tara and her now-official husband Aaron. We went to Applebee's in Fig Garden. I had the onion peels. When I ordered them, I asked the waitress if they were fried in fat or vegetable oil.
"Uh... vegetable oil, I think. Why? Are you vegan?"
"Yes."
"I was vegan. I did it for about two years. My boyfriend with vegan straight edge. But after a while, I wanted a cheeseburger."
That's nice. Except that she NEVER refilled our drinks.
Yeah. They gave me the key to their house because they had to go to Kinko's. I sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. Porno. Lesbian porno. "Oh, sweet Jesus," I thought. I spent ten minutes trying to figure out which remote changed the channel.
This is a picture from like junior year. I wanted my hair like that again.
This is how it turned out.