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Note to Self: ...
- Try not to cough while drinking.
- Coughing is painful. Try to do it as little as possible.
- Never leave coke in your mouth too long. It gets very hot and turns your teeth to rubber.
- It is best not to stand in the rain when you are sick.
- Never try to swim in a puddle. It just makes you look silly.
- On second thought, swim in a puddle. Note peoples expressions.
- Be sure not to swim in the puddle when its cold. It's just not good common sense.
- Stare at people at school. Note their expressions.
- Tobasco sauce is not the best medicine.
- Never say you think you may cough up a lung. Because one day you will cough up that lung, and it won't be too pretty.
- Get really close to finding the secret of the universe, but get bored at the last minute and go play video games.
- Don't piss God off...For obvious reasons.
- Never remove things from the top of your head. It just becomes a painful, sticky mess.
- All electronic equipment is out to get you.
- Stay away from Radioshack.
- Despite what you may think, you did not invent duct tape.
- Coconuts are....painful.
- Always carry a map. That way you know where you are lost at.
- Despite what you may think, you are not omnipotent.
- Think of a way to become omnipotent. Tell no one.
- Don’t die alone. Take many people with you.
- Remember, your name is Josh. This may come up.